Jack L. Arbor, an ordinary logger, has his life changed forever thanks to his annoying boss after a long day of work! Join Jack on his never-ending journey through myriad worlds as he attempts to figure out right from left! From talking up a mafia boss to learning magic from a man in a wizard hat, corset, and a thong, Jack is in for a fun time! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Author's Note 1: Think of this as a creative playground for me. I do not use any outlines when writing this story, only the depths of the information bank I affectionately call my brain. As such, errors will come about from time to time, and I sincerely apologize. My posting schedule will also be extremely sporadic, as I work 45 hours at my current job. Author's Note 2: This is my first story, so welcome to the ride! To give some background, I used to love writing when I was younger, but I had to stifle that love for more practical purposes, such as attempting to go to college and get a life. However, that failed, and at the ripe age of twenty I decided to indulge my vanity for once and write something. Anything, really. I promised myself to simply write and publish, no matter how long or short my stories were, so I came to a compromise. Make it all one big thing. No drafts, no outline, just raw, unblemished creative stupidity manifest as I bring Jack Arbor to life! Hi Royal Road! I'm rbestrada, and Million Stories Jack is my story! :)

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