It's not my fault. I mean, I never asked for any of this. I can't help that it's in my genes. I can't help that I'm fat.

(NOTE: CONTAINS SPOILERS) Thomas had always stared at Newt behind the screens of WICKED. When Newt was sent up, he gave up all hope of ever seeing him again. As things got worse, however, Thomas was tasked to go up to the Glade himself. But every cloud has a silver lining.

[Was 'fangirl problems' but this title was changed to show more gender equality and an acknowledgment towards the multiple gender identities] Ever stop and think; 'what is really inside that fan's brain' well I haven't because I am one, but let me tell you my friend that the struggle is real, the movies, the books, the ships, all real - all pain. But when it comes to it, the fandoms stick together like glue and battle through it together... And you thought being normal was fun... NERD IS THE NEW NORMAL... Dat-fangirl-u-know writes the joke book Showing the world the funny and painful side of what happens in the life of a fangirl/fanboy/fanperson