He put bugs in your hair at just nine, but now he wants forgiveness at forty-nine.

I LEGIT USED A WEBSITE FOR THIS AND I CANTS SOP LAUGHING

"You're not gay" "Prove it" "Look at my face and tell you're gay" "Shit u right fam"

This is the most shitpost worthy story I have ever written. It is about a wooden chair falling in love with a table. Their romantic adventure is something some may call inspiring. Please sit back, relax, and please shoot me right between the eyes. Thank you.