One night, Link is alone in the woods, when a young woman comes up to him. She is a vampire and she bites him. Will Link be able to fight his unquenchable thirst for human blood or will he forever be undead monster? Read this story to find out!

-MESSAGE BEGINS- "Uh... hello? Hello? Hello? Is anyone there? Uh, I was just checking if you're okay. We're getting kinda worried over here. Uh... listen. We've got a bit of a situation here. She's coming. Yeah... so just... stay safe, alright? Do not, under any circumstances, go to the West wing. It's not safe there. Some of the staff were found frozen... or dead the other night. But, heh, just hang in there. Uh... I don't think I can talk to you again. (loud banging noise in the background) I'm glad I recorded these messages for you... Uh... Oh, no... *screams*" -MESSAGE ENDS-

Rhett McLean sets off on a quest to the Palace of Myths to get his memories back. Along the way, he meets a guy named Link who, somehow, lost his memories, too. They have to battle the elements for their family, friends and kingdom. Are they really the prophesized Mythical Kings? Or will the Villain prevail?

==COMPLETED== Cover by @julieangelo_ ***COLLABORATION WITH THE AMAZING @Stumphalicious***

In which a guy accidentally sends a dick pic to someone that is not his girlfriend. Good job, Patrick. THIS HAS BEEN REWRITTEN & I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE IF YOU STAYED AWAY FROM THIS COPY AND CLICKED STRAIGHT TO THE NEW ONE. THANK YOU.

I'm here to help you imagine the perfect scenarios with your crush; Patrick Stump! (Admit it, this guy is your ultimate crush!) Just read for the sake of your entertainment and enjoyment!