Many ordinary things you see in fanfics that sometimes make no absolute sense :D That I should point it out in a book. *This is not meant to offend anyone*
You want it all? And you want it now? Players? Vampires? Werewolves? Nerds and Jocks? Rockstars? Princesses? Kidnappers? Falling in love with your best friend?
This short story has everything you're wishing for! Come in! Let's play: Spot the cliché!
(Attention: Parody ahead. Read at your own risk.)
Usually he goes in for the kill then realises he's in love with some bitch he doesn't even know.
No
Let's not, follow me on a fucking magical adventure as I show you how to not suck
Warning: I say fuck a lot. I'm also an asshole