Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

When Jake doesn't show up on time, no one is worried. Three hours late, and not answering his phone? Time to worry. (I don't own anything).

quotes from the amazing show brooklyn nine nine - All rights to the creators of the show HIGHEST RANKINGS #2 in brooklynninenine (23/12/18) #2 in peralta (10/3/19) #3 in brooklynninenine (30/12/18) #4 in peralta (23/2/19) #6 in andysamberg (19/3/19) #131 in jake (15/1/19) #278 in jake (29/1/19) #359 in jake (2/4/19) #413 in jake (31/1/19) #483 in jake (30/5/19) #574 in jake (7/2/19)

This old show needs more love! Most of these will feature Cat as the focus because he's my favourite.

Dave lister and Arnold j rimmer find a blue box on the ship red dwarf. holly (the ships computer ) scans it to find out what it is . suddenly a man with a marvellous bow tie jumps out of the mysterious blue box accompanied by a tall ginger woman and a fawn haired man. And the fun really starts.