You got fired from your job, assisted a bank robbery, and met the Joker all on the same day. Can you survive working for the Joker? Will having his trust be more dangerous than not? And, despite everything, can you stop yourself from falling in love with him? "Do you trust me, Y/N?" "Do I have a choice?" "No. Hold still." 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐃: 12/3/21 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃: 11/2/22 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐒: #1 in #joker #1 in #jokerxreader #1 in #harleyquinn #1 in #gotham #1 in #suicidesquad #1 in #dccomics #1 in #readerxcharacter (twice) #1 in #dc #3 in #fanfiction #4 in #batman Jokerxreader [ALSO ON AO3]

When Shawn Spencer ends up in the middle of nowhere, he calls Head Detective Carlton Lassiter for help. When the detective shows up, things are not quite as he expected. The usually hyperactive, happy go lucky psychic seems to be hiding a dark secret. Can Carlton get through to Shawn and help him? TW: Intense hurt/comfort story explicit content. Descriptions of abuse, sexual assault, non-consensual sex. Self-harm and suicide. Drug and alcohol descriptions. Murder and torture descriptions. The final chapter is just a shameless bit of smut. lol, if you're not into that, you can end on the chapter beforehand without missing much. If you can think of a trigger, it's probably in this story, lol. There are a few references to previous episodes, but nothing too extravagant, I don't think. I do not own psych or any of the characters. As much as I wish I did lol I know it's long, I kind of originally only wrote this for my own personal fun. But I figured it couldn't hurt to put it out there now that it's finished. I'm sure there are some inaccurate medical points lol and time frames are a tiny bit sketchy. Some of the characters do go a little out of character but I tried lol end of the day this is all imaginary, if I want carlton lassiter to be a cute little worry bear then that he shall be haha. The culprit was chosen because I never liked the character in the real show, lol. Anyways, sorry if you don't like it. But hopefully, you can just move along to a better story if so :) If you do like it, feel free to leave comments or constructive criticism.

❝︎︎ABORT! she's kinkier than me and i don't have the budget for that ❞︎︎ ❝︎︎told you, you couldn't land her ❞︎︎ ────── 𝙄𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙃, she is absolutely not interested but god, wolverine's arms kill her. (she likes me too, she won't admit it) 【︎︎ post deadpool x wolverine 】︎︎ 【︎︎ earth 10005 】︎︎ 【︎︎ deadpool x fem!oc x wolverine 】︎︎ THIS BOOK IS DISCONTINUED AND WILL NOT BE UPDATED!!

😈💖🥵Smut/18+/Mature🥵💖😈 Your legs tremble as his grip steadies you, his face buried between your thighs. The sensation of his sharp horns grazing your skin only heightens your awareness of his power, his presence, his overwhelming masculinity. He lingers, breathing you in as if trying to commit your scent to memory. SHORT STORY, I think that's where my strength is 😆

Jason Statham after a dramatic incident at work, whilst filming is forced to take some time off from Hollywood, and moves to a small town in the UK where he stumbles upon a damsel in distress. Unbeknown to them both, they both need rescuing in love and in life, through upheavals, drama, some violence and romance they find love in unexpectedly. This is entirely the work of fiction. Please comment if you want to read more, this is my first fanfiction!

Join Natalia Mackreides as she tags along with her brother, Mac, and ventures to the bottom of the Mariana Trench to discover a world and creatures never before seen. But when said creatures endanger Natalia's life, there's only one person in the world that Mac would trust to be able to save her - their friend and crazy, retired rescue diver, Jonas Taylor. (The Meg 1 & 2) (Disclaimer: I only own Natalia and any original scenes and dialogue that I've written) (A/N: Descriptions never get any better. Hope you like the story and please don't plagiarise)

Jason Statham, the sharp shooting, Gun slinging, Hollywood sex machine who just as luck has it, is an MI6 spy. The MI6 spy who falls for a girl who he is supposed to be protecting. (Sounds too cliché?) Can he tell her his secret and involve her into the undercover world he works in or is she already involved!? *Dun Dun Daaaannn* Follow as their relationship blossoms into an unlikely romance. This is sort of a fan fic loosely based off the movie Spy. It's my original work. - If you haven not seen it, you should watch it ,don't worry no spoilers.

Aris' entire life changes when he discovers he has a heart condition that could be fatal if he doesn't receive a transplant. Eager to speed up the process and attempt to go into private hospital care, he takes on all different jobs to put away every penny he has to save his life. When the chance to become a nanny to a sassy five year old girl arises, Aris knows he's out of his depth with lack of experience. But when he finds out the employer is willing to pay fifteen hundred a week, it's an offer he cannot turn down. Nick is a grumpy, single father who cannot juggle the work-life balance. Desperate to find someone to help look after his daughter, Elodie, to give him the chance to launch his new business app. All he wants is someone he can trust. As Aris walks into his life and straight into this job, Nick is adamant he won't last a day with his cheeky daughter who has no filter. But when an unlikely friendship grows and Aris works his way into Elodie's heart, Nick notices something is beginning to spark in his too-despite telling himself to keep their relationship professional. Lines begin to blur with family outings and endless late nights. Aris knows he needs a new heart but he didn't expect Nick to completely steal it instead. TROPES - single dad / nanny - grumpy / sunshine - Aris falls first, Nick falls fucking harder - forced proximity - chronic disease/illness rep - spicy scenes - dual POV

[Joker Love Story] People would say that it is impossible, crazy, insane or plain madness. Even the Joker himself though it was, for him to love a woman so strongly and deeply. He was playing with her, like a cat would with a mouse. But when he had to kill her, he couldn't. Amberly Harleen Quinzell moves into a small apartment in Gotham City to start her new life with her high school sweetheart as the new therapist/psychiatrist at arkham asylum. She didn't expect to fall madly in love with the Clown Prince of Crime himself. The Joker.

A story in which the King of Hell falls in love with a fallen angel who became the most powerful overlord in Hell, the owner of millions of souls, in less than a year. (She obtained them all on accident) (Yes, she accidentally became the most powerful overlord in Hell) *ORIGINALLY ON AO3!!!* mature because hello??? it's hazbin??? (smut!!!)