Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

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After the accident, Noah Archer built a wall around himself. But Riley Dawson is curious about him, and she's determined to meet the man behind his defenses. ***** Riley Dawson has always noticed Noah. He was the most popular guy on campus, until he lost his parents in a car accident. Now he's withdrawn and silent. Mustering up the courage to give her condolences, the two end up talking, and Riley grows determined to help Noah find himself again. Every time she coaxes a smile from him, she can feel the ice around his heart melting. But Riley knows that Noah's loss is still close to him. She's opening up her heart, but can Noah do the same? He's got so much to lose, but now, so does she. [[word count: 70,000-80,000 words]]

Highest Rank: #1 in Romance, #2 in Humor What happens when you're walking down the street, with one of the best coffees in hand, turn around for one second... Then the next thing you know, the world is spinning and you've landed in the arms of one of the most gorgeous organisms of the male species. With the best coffee, you've ever had, spilt on his grey v-neck? Or maybe when you're drunk off your head, can't walk in a straight line with a heel that is broken and your makeup smudged with a bottle of beer in your hand... Then the next thing you know the world is spinning and that same gorgeous organism has you in his arms with the strong smell of your beer on his leather jacket? When it comes to Ryan Einstein, Alexis Harrington needs a little help. Especially when her only instinct is to say..."Shit! I'm sorry!" © All Rights Reserved 2018 Camerybear

#26 | SS 270317 pervorto (lat.) - to destroy, ruin, undo, corrupt. ❝i'm so used to being used.❞ in which an innocent college student is forced to pay for her brother's careless, dirty mistakes the worst way possible.

#4| SS 140417 #93| TF 250717 WINNER OF BEST TEEN FICTION & BEST OVERALL STORY IN TFA2017 Get your own official published and edited version with some bonus content here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B2J3JWJM ❝They will screw over anyone and everyone as long as they get what they want.❞ Highland High has been known for many things. But nothing has ever made the school's name more famous than The Shameless Virginity Games, created by a group of four extremely determined fuckboys, who wouldn't hesitate to do whatever it takes to benefit them, regardless of who they screw over. But Aspen Cornwell has had enough of their player manners. Which is exactly why she decides to take them down one by one. What she doesn't realize, however, is what happens when she starts falling for someone she originally planned to destroy. [8.1.17]©moonchildnessa all rights reserved.

[Sequel to The Merciless Black List Of Highland High] Secrets and lies. The very flesh and bone of the infamous Shameless Foursome guys. Collin Adamms, the supposed creator of The Shameless Virginity Games, knows what it's like to make mistakes that have greater consequences than others. He's been carrying the biggest mistake of his life burried deep inside for the past two years and tried everything he possibly could to deal with the events haunting his worst nightmares, but there's nothing that would help him redeem himself in eyes of the others. Aspen Cornwell is determined to finally find out the truth about what happened to Courtney Chapel, and what's behind the whole Virginity Games charade, and she wants to help Collin see things for what they really are. But she doesn't know that there's much more Collin, and the rest of The Shameless Foursome is hiding, and that even the smallest lies can have a terrible impact on every single one of their lives once the secrets and lies become too much. #23 in SS 26032018

"You have to learn to live, kid, not just survive."

Camila Bean is sort of an expert at dating. That is until she meets Laurent King, the boy she inexplicably develops an instant attraction to within their first few minutes of meeting. Because Laurent King does not do love; Laurent King does not date. So what will it take to win over his supposed heart of gold? (Though this has a lot of parts, the chapters vary around 400-600 words and are fairly short.)