You know your favorite creepypasta fanfic? Well this girl just made a crack book for it Hold on tight and enjoy the ride of Cruel and Blue crack (￣▽￣) rated pg for cursing don't read if you don't like cursing & if you don't like cursing don't be such a tsun-tsun you know you like it If not then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

{First attempt at a CreepyPasta} What if a simple action of defense turned one boy's life around? Trevor Smith never wanted to hurt anyone but, for some reason, he enjoys it. Sewing was his only joy, and now seeing pain is another. All the harrassment he's taken will finally be repaid with blood. Everything he was will fade away and be replaced with something evil...

Jeff the Killer vs. every movie monster and serial killer in the world of fiction. Come along with Jeff and see how his battles end! Cheer along or just face-palm yourself in disappointment because in this story you never know what surprises Jeffery and his opponents will bring! Recommend him some characters and see how things go down. Come all killers and monsters! It's time to battle!!!

I Need A New Phone 'Cos Jeff the Dick Broke It. Now I Can't Use Tumblr Anymore. (Also My Wi-Fi Went Out.) Camryn Reynolds is that one girl who never puts down her phone. It's like her life. She's a Tumblr girl and is very passionate about it. She's weird, awkward and hangs out with people just as weird. But, of course, rumor spreads of the notorious Jeff the Killer and she's immediately intrigued. Little did she know that the smiling killer is actually real. She realizes this when she comes face-to-face with the man. Unfortunately, he breaks her phone which nobody on this Earth should ever, EVER do. So Jeff is forced to be her slave as payment/punishment for breaking her precious phone, Richard. Yes, its name is Richard. Can Jeff repay his seemingly endless debt or will he stay Camryn's man-servant...FOREVER?! He probably won't repay his debt. Yeah, he definitely won't. This is something Jeff never expected: to be enslaved by an introvert who could care less that all of the CreepyPastas she reads are real. [WARNING: LOTS OF STUPID]

The Reality Of It All On that fateful day when one man became a monster, life has set a course for the men and women destined to cross paths with him. This man was just a boy who let go of all sanity in one night that ended the lives of his loved ones. His name was Jeff and, that was all he remembered. Now he will go through the trials of the life he lives, in order to come to terms with himself. -Deception -Friendship -Disorder -Equality These trials will teach the destined men and women something only a monster could teach. The only catch? There's no such thing as a happy ending, especially with a killer. There's only two options for everyone: survive or die. This is not another love story. This will never be that kind of story. This is life. This is the reality of it all. Let the trials commence. [TRIGGER WARNINGS]: Suicide, mental/physical abuse, substance abuse, murder, self-harming, bullying, mental disorders, homosexuality, homophobia, religious subjects.

Eyeless Jack is lonely. He's supposed to be, though. He's a murderer, an animal, a fiend to society. He's a monster who hides behind a mask because he looks like one too. No one can understand him. But Jeff the killer does. He finds Jack interesting and he might just have certain feelings for him too. Jeff's tactics to get close to Jack are a little "touchy", and they have their love/hate moments but Jeff just might be able to show Jack that it's okay to be imperfect. [WARNING]: CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE, SEXUAL CONTENT AND GORY SCENES. {Note: This is my first boyxboy one-shot that I have done. Apologies if the scenes are too graphic and for the nosebleeds you may or may not have. I want to avoid hate but, if there is, then I won't give a damn.} Art by: SilverfanNumberOne on deviantArt

Everything started with a shy girl moving to town, starting 4th grade in a whole new place. With a new start. She didn't talk much and wasn't really social. Not with anyone or at anytime. One day she met that boy. He was bullied around every day, pushed into walls and lockers, words shouted at him every time he walked through the halls and she wanted to change that, and she did. Her whole life did.

You are the girlfriend to one of the Creepypasta guys (Or all, you decide) *Requests accepted whether big or small!*

(y/n), a beatiful meister who loves sandwhiches, she also loves drawing. Her past is her deepest and darkest secret. She enrolls to Shisuben with her weapon, a.k.a Cousin, Dante. They met the gang, and befriends them, 3 (4) of them fell inlove with her. But... What happens if her past is exposed? EhemCrona is a love interest ehem.

You have ten days before you die. The infamous "Jeff the Killer" shows up one night to kill you, but creates a deal with you instead. If you survive ten days, you live. If you don't, well, you obviously die. Fun, right? The only problem is that you laugh every time you see him. His face is just so funny! How will you control yourself? What if he starts to love you? Ha! He's a nasty, blood-sucking, gay-as-hell jerk-face. There's no way you'd fall for that. He was the one that broke into your house, so he was gonna play by your rules. Every time he insults your slutty friend- slap in the face! Every time he calls you stupid and a whale- slap in the face! Will you survive all ten days with this inconsiderate asshole? -+- This is a JTK x Reader from second person point of view. It's a parody of my other fanfiction, "Killer Romance" This is the funny version, and the other one is the serious version. I don't own most of the characters. (Jeff The Killer x Reader PARODY) WARNING: Contains lots of sarcasm and swearing. IF YOU DON'T LIKE RACIST JOKES AND/OR GET OFFENDED BY HUMOR, DON'T READ THIS. Good luck to those of you who persevere onward. I'm sorry if your family looks at you crazy for laughing like a maniac at your phone or crying because of how pathetic and stupid this book is. Most of the plot is exactly how it is in the original book, so DON'T GET MAD IF IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. Co-me-dy. It's not meant to make sense. -+- I do not give doc truyen or any individual, website, organization, server, etc. the right to reproduce, post, publish, steal, etc. my stories and ideas.