This is a book that I will update only when I am tagged in something!

This wonderful book is home to some frightful, hilarious, downright horrifying, and tear jerking one shots and short stories from the fantastic world of Skulduggery Pleasant. Romances gone wrong, and romances gone right! Monsters! Egotistical conversations! And so much more! So smash into this book head on, because lets face it: doors are for people with no imagination! I do not own the skulduggery Pleasant characters, although there are some OC's in here. *previously known as Fiery Love*. ----------- "Skul I"- she chokes in water-"I don't want to die." "Your not going to die damn it!" I yell, but my heart tells a different story. A sort of calm comes over Valkyrie, and she smiles a sad and tortured smile at me. "Tell the Dead Men I love them," She starts and my breathing gets faster. "Val no-" "And tell Saracen and Dexter to kiss already. It's about time." The water starts to fill in, and Valkyrie strains to keep her head above the water. "I love you Skulduggery Pleasant. I love you so much, and none of this is you fault. Be brave." She whispers, and I bang my fist on the glass. "NO! PLEASE VAL NO." "I love you, I love you, I lo-" and she is cut of as the room is submerged. -----------

The first volume in the epic fantasy series Soulwoven. Litnig Jin has spent his life yearning for the power to weave the souls of the dead into magic. His brother Cole has spent his believing in nothing bigger than his own two hands. When a dragon sinks its claws into their nightmares, both of their lives will change forever. A dream of moving statues, shattered chains, and seething clouds of darkness sets the brothers on a journey into the unknown. A prince asks for their help. A necromancer hunts them. The bloom of first love gives Cole something to believe in. And as the brothers travel the world of Guedin seeking to prevent the hatred of a god from coming to life, Litnig learns that there are prices to pay for all power, and that the power he seeks may cost him more than he can possibly imagine. Soulwoven is a story of high fantasy, high adventure, and high soul searching in eight points of view, written with people between the ages of 15 and 30 in mind. I love it, and I hope you will too. Edit: An updated version of Soulwoven is available commercially. Help me write more and buy a copy! The print book will look great on your shelf, I promise. :-) Favorite reader blurbs! "This is the finest piece of literary work I've read in months." - @yakotseal "Very very like a piece of steak" - @incipient "THIS BOOK IS SOOO DAMN AWESOME A.K.A COOOOOL" - @jewell122 "Once it picks up it's impossible to put down." - @RonDoolin -JS

Awesome cover made by @Aphrodite270 "So you're the new nanny?" A female voice asked. I looked up to see Meghan. My eyes widened at what she was wearing. A black teeny tiny crop top and some small shorts to match. "I am. You must be Meghan." I replied. "You have a horrible sense of fashion." She snapped eyeing me up and down. "You must not get clothes your size. With those small shorts and top they could be considered for a toddler." I snapped back at her. The two little boys snickered. "Where do you get your clothes? Goodwill?" She smirked. "Where do you get yours? Children's place?" I really need to control my anger. I'm arguing with a fifteen year old. ~~~ Mia Stone has become the new nanny of the Hudson kids. Kids that belong in hell or so that is what past nannies have said. Mia will do everything and anything to get the kids to like her. But can she take the hate of a 15 year old, countless pranks, arguments, 3 Pomeranian dogs and the snobbish kids attitudes?