In a universe where the different dimensions are known as "Realms", one Realm was called Ofwardin. The Ofwardians were a diverse group, and they were governed by the Guardians of the Council which was divided up into Novice Guardians, Junior Guardians, and Senior Guardians. The Senior Guardians wielded the most power, and they were subsequently the most powerful Ofwardians in the land. However, they also had something like a superiority complex-they frequently looked down on the Junior and Novice Guardians. When a few Junior Guardians decide that they are fed up with being treated like lesser human beings just because of a title, all the hell breaks loose. ((To SW friends-this is an Offworld AU fanfic-type thing, and to get to the original thread I posted in Offworld use the external link on the first part of the story))

"Anna dislikes being stuck three-quarters of the way down a chimney. She really does. Not to mention, she's still going round North America, and there's, like, three continents still to get through in about as many hours."