Dan Howell is a good boy. He spends most of his time studying and does all his homework. Phil Lester is a bad boy. He's failed nearly every class, and sleeps with a different person nearly every night. Only once Phil makes a bet and a school project is assigned do their paths cross. This story will contain smut and angst, trust me. I'm not claiming phan is real and I do now own Dan or Phil. I own a wattpad and bad grammar; that is all.

This is basically a lot of phan smut oneshots, with the acception of some cute fluffy oneshots. Suggestions are happily taken, feel free to message me any time if you have an idea! Thank you all for reading this shitty stuff though and leaving positive comments, it makes me feel a lot better about my writing believe it or not! 🖤 Love you guys

Smut smut smutty smut God if Dan and Phil ever find this, I would die!!! This is my first ever fic so please tell me how I can improve. I know it's really bad sorry!

Just some random phan Oneshots I've written c: I'm not sure if there will be any trigger warnings yet, So I'll warn you at the start of one incase gah c: ~some might include kickthestickz too ooo~

PHAN ONE SHOTS! READ AHEAD! *traffic guard gesturing you forward*

A book of Dan and Phil one-shots, ranging from 300-3000 words, fluff to angst, and shitty to slightly less shitty writing. Enjoy your stay.

All the oneshots I write which you should 100% read as they're what I'm best at

*Requests closed and no longer wtiting* Random Phan oneshots that I write! (Usually around midnight) Nothing above heated kisses. But many oneshots do involve two males in a relationship/kissing, so if you're not in to that stuff, just don't read it.

"i wonder how biology can explain the physical pain in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone." - d.h. or, various happy endings for your two favourite idiots. {may 2015 - july 2017} all of these works are my own (however much it pains me to say it with most of my earlier stuff). please do not repost. thank you ✨

After Dan landed in the hospital from a minor accident, he couldn't help but think about the attractive nurse that watched after him while he was hospital bound, Mr. Lester. Maybe the hospital wasn't so bad after all. ----- no trigger warnings or mentions of things that could trigger you (I really just want to make a happy phanfic instead of all angsty and depressing like most) but if I do decide to change it, I'll warn you.