Everyone knew that if you had a soulmate, you would know them by the first time you touched. Skin-to-skin contact would show you all of your soulmate's memories, and would result in an immediate bond and intense fidelity. ----- Soulmates AU illustrated fanfiction

There are eight people sitting around the table. You can hear a pin drop. They have a serious matter to deal with. (Written while stuck in a room with no internet connection. Posted on Wattpad to give someone a good laugh.)

To explore secrets better left untold. Highest Ranking: #145

Artemis Fowl + bad acne = lots of melodrama.

These are just a bunch of short stories from random writing prompts on the Internet and my own brain. Some of these I might incorporate into another book I'm currently working on but haven't put up for reading yet.

Aiko Hayashi, your average high school student, just had her life turned around. Her childhood bully has come back to Hiroshima, and she has no clue what he will do to her this time. Has her childhood bully truly changed his ways, or is he still the bully that he was back in the third grade?

Exactly what it says on the tin REVIEWS: "... I'M AT A LOSS FOR WORDS... THE EPICNESS *dies*" - @chromeflame "THIS SHOULD BE PUBLISHED. I WOULD TELL EVERYBODY TO BUY IT AND THEN QUESTION MARKS WILL START A WHALICORN APOCALYPSE AND THE MINECRAFT HORSES WILL ATTACK THE NARWHALS AND OMIGERD I'M EXAGGERATING SO YEAH.... FLUFF." - @Cloudfall_Da_Cat "THIS STORY IS SO WONDERFULLY COMPLEX IN ITS PLOT!!!!!" - @SliceoReggaepie "This is the BEST STORY EVA!!!!!!!" - @WildstarOfWildclan "10/10 best story evah. XD" - @Stormbreeze15 "Best story ever 11/3" - @The_E364"

DISCLAIMER ;; I DID NOT WRITE STARKIT'S PROPHECY. I DO NOT OWN STARKIT'S PROPHECY. THANK GOODNESS. ALL I OWN IS MY SARCASTIC COMMENTS If you haven't heard about Starkit's Prophecy, for one you are very, very lucky, and two, it is a very bad (I'm sorry I'm being honest here) fanfic about a kit who seems to be 'perfect'. If you look up Starkit's Prophecy on Google, or Yahoo, or whatever you use, you'll find it. Trust me. Anyway, in this book, as the title states, will be my reaction and comments to the fanfiction, Starkit's Prophecy, my comments will be bolded and inside whatever these are called "[ ]".

My very odd stories in life!

Please, as the title says, do NOT under any circumstances read this book.