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  • Butthurt 101: A Lesson In Cliche
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    A crudely detailed and self explanatory justification of why exactly I'm going straight to hell. Most likely overly offensive and full of disgusting language that unfortunately I constantly spew. It will include all of the cliches I despise on Wattpad alongside all of the things that the writers and readers do that tr...

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  • For All You 'Undiscovered Wattpaders'
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    How often do you sigh after uploading a new chapter once that lovely adrenaline rush is gone? You know that you're not going to get many clicks unless you waste you're evening in the Share Your Story club. I wish I were... - STOP RIGHT THERE! COME RIGHT HERE! This isn't a How To Be Popular book! This... This is pure a...

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