Just a book of random Awkward Moments

Just a short Drapple fanfic. DracoxApple. Draco meets her, and his life is changed. Hogwarts becomes a new place - for the better. Yet all good things must come to an end, and that includes all. *This is meant as a joke. Not serious in any way, shape, or form.* I don't own any characters or places other than Elppa. The storyline is also mine.

"I've fought for you for as long as I could. I've caressed you. But now, you have become a part of someone else." In a love story to rival "Twilight", an intricate love story between a boy and his apple is wound. After weeks of fighting for it, the apple leaves him and disappears--forever. From the author of "Reducto" comes a different but just as serious story. "This is the funniest and best thing I've ever read oh my gosh. A+ for brilliant writing" --@mypatronous "This is hilarious!" --WeasleyTwinsRule "This has provided me and my friends with a much needed laugh at school :)" --thEcrEAtOr23

The war is over and a year has passed. Hogwarts, now rebuilt, is back open for business. The seventh years have been asked to come back to school and complete their final year of school. Hermione and Draco have a problem. During the year Draco and Hermione grew close. Really close. The now pregnant Hermione makes her way back to Hogwarts with her lover and must face her friends and learn how to become a mother on top of her school work. Will it be a smooth year at Hogwarts or will trouble find a way in? [edited] Chapter 1 [edited] Chapter 2 [edited] Chapter 3 [currently editing] Chapter 4 [not edited] Chapter 5 [not edited] Chapter 6 [not edited] Chapter 7 [not edited] Chapter 8 [not edited] Chapter 9 [not edited] Chapter 10 [not edited] Chapter 11 [not edited] Chapter 12 [not edited] Chapter 13

The war has concluded, and the Golden Trio and the other students of their year have returned to finish off their years at Hogwarts. The Death Eaters have been imprisoned, and Hogwarts has been repaired. However, the war changed everyone, whether it was a small change or a more evident one. Relationships have been broken, but some have also been formed... Could there finally be a normal year at Hogwarts? Of course not.

Hermione Granger has brains, as everyone knows, so it's not very odd that she would be tutoring a few Hogwarts students who perhaps lack in their studies. But what happens when the student she is tutoring is no other than Draco Malfoy? Why is Dumbledore so keen on Hermione tutoring Draco even though it's against his will? And why is Draco feeling a little warmer towards Hermione despite his usual cocky, arrogant, and sarcastic comments? Well, all the answers are in this story of course!

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