Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.

The man looked into the young boys eyes full of innocence yet shattered beyond repair, but about to be even more broken. "Nico lets go for a walk,"

Your years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry are supposedly the best years of your entire life. You thought you knew your parents, you really did. But were they truly to be trusted, or was it all just a massive, played off lie. And, why does Draco Malfoy know you better than you do yourself? ~~I do NOT own any of the following characters in this story/fan fiction~~ Achievements #184 In Fanfiction #200 in Teen #1 readerinvolved #1 dracoxreader #1 malfoyxreader Started ~~ August 2015 Edited ~~ November 2020 DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ! <3

Feel free to use these on people you hate. (Swear warning and sexual jokes but who are we kidding, every book now has both of these.)

"We're all in the same game,just different levels.Dealing with the same Hell,just different Devils"~Unknown So no matter what we're all the same in the sense that we have our own problems that we try hard to deal with.Remember,when they don't understand others will. Btw this is my first time sharing poems so please comment to let me know how I did ^_^ Also if you want me to write a poem for you please do ask,I will be happy to do so.

Everyday burns about bands. DISCLAIMER: THESE ARE ALL A JOKE

Just random jokes and stuff from the greatest book series ever written.