"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

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Nikki knows what she is, but she doesn't know her past. She also doesn't know what the future will unfold on her. She feels the call of the mother moon. She dreams of the towering trees. She thinks her life will always be in peace, but she doesn't know there's someone in the trees that watches her. He will bring danger and questions into her life. Nikki will learn her past and what she must do in the future. At the end will she choose a new life or run from what she has learned?......... If there is anything in this story that resembles characters or event in other books or real life I give credit to those people. Also The cover is not mine I also give thanks to the person of the pic I use for the cover. Thank you and please enjoy my story -.- <3 _._ -SS96

previously known as famous fuckshits. --//-- Writing this out of boredom.

What happens when your best friend/boyfriend goes to an X factor audition leaving you behind? What happens when he breaks up with you and five years later he is back asking you to marry him? Well Brooklyn has all those things happen to her. but will she accept Zayn's marriage proposal? Will she help Zayn? But most importantly do they still have feelings for each other?

"You can get any girl you want Zayn," I smirk as I wrap my arms around his neck, "yet you always come back to me." I trail my lips on his jaw. He grabs my face, "I'm so fucking devoted for you." then he smashes his lips hard into mine. ------ Zayn is a successful engineer that also owns buildings of his own, basically a King, Nikki is the maid's daughter that Zayn's attached to, they fuck occasionally, but he has this idea that he deserves better than her, he thinks she's too low for him, he tries to get other rich girls like him, but he always comes back to her, he's wrapped around her little finger. **** Ps; story is inspired by Nikki by logic, I know the song is actually about nicotine but let's pretend it's about a girl . Cover by @zmodel

Sometimes love can get tainted, it just happens out of nowhere... (completed) warning: typos galore! Unedited. - HIGHEST RANKINGS! Zayn #1 Selena #2 Zayn #5 Mafia #15 Possessive #26 Selena #10

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Cara Adams hasn't had the easiest life. She was taken away from her parents at the age of 4. Now she lives the life of rejection. That all changes when she gets adopted by who? The one and only Keegan Allen. *minor cursing*

"Y-you," she stuttered, staring at the handsome man sitting on the sleek black throne, "you're..." He rolled his eyes, waving his hand impatiently and said, "Hades. Come on, say it with me. Ha-des." "Hades," Ariel breathed out, still not believing the sight before her. Every picture she had seen of the gods had not depicted Hades' beauty. The god sitting before her was not a crusty old man with a white beard; no, he was a Calvin Klein model. "Yes," Hades clasped his hands together and grimaced, "the God of Death and riches; that's me." Ariel nodded, still refusing to believe but knowing she had to and Hades' grimace turned even bitter, "And you, darling, will be staying with me for quite some time." ~*~ Cover: _nymphomaniac Published: 8/6/14