@ridingash : yo daddy how long's ya dick @Ashton5SOS : longer than you think ;)

"just make a fucking Twitter." "I'm not making a fucking Twitter." "just make a fucking Twitter." "fine. I'll make a fucking Twitter."

In which a fan introduces Ashton Irwin to the world of fanfiction. © 2014 webby | bonnaroo

"give her the right look, the right boyfriend, and bam. in six weeks, she's being named prom queen."

in which a day care worker emails a little girl's father. © 2015 webby | bonnaroo