"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

"Hopefully being roommates will settle your arguments."

"do i seriously have to walk to the mailbox shirtless every morning just to get your attention?" {lophie} {warning; slight smut, sexual content, you get it} ©loudluke

The hall is still a little bit crowded but no one is paying attention to the girl with the crazy I-just-had-sex hair and no panties under her skirt. I can't believe what just happened and I never will. I had sex with the one and only Harry Styles. Highest rank: #1 in Fanfiction.

"Are you a virgin?" "Sir, is that appropriate?" ____

✖️A collection of Dark!Luke horror fics I've written✖️ ✖️RED RUM My boyfriend, Luke, has a secret. Maybe it has something to do with the blood on his shirt and the knives in his bag. ✖️DADDY'S DAYJOB In which a single father will do absolutely anything in his power to make sure that his children are happy... no matter what it takes. ✖️THE MASK MAKER "A pretty little girl like you shouldn't have to wear a costume for Halloween. A beautiful face like that doesn't deserve to be covered up by a mask... It deserves to be one." ✖️DOCTOR, PLEASE LISTEN Does he know? Does he know that I know what's going on? Are any of them going to check if the anaesthetic worked? The closer he's getting, the more my heart's beating. I'm awake. I'm awake. He has no idea I'm awake. ✖️3AM There's a reason you shouldn't wake up at 3am. Dark!Luke fics/short stories. {Lophie} [There's like, a few smutty chapters in this book, and a couple violent ones. You've been warned]. ©loudluke

❝I asked you to open your mouth, love. Not your legs.❞ - Blue Maguire gets driven into a sexually intimate relationship with her new orthodontist, in this coming-of-age romantic-comedy, that leads to a series of unforeseen, zany events.

"So you want me to be your fake boyfriend?" I nod my head. "Yeah.. um, can you please? I'll do anything?" He gives me a smirk. "Anything?" I sigh, but nod my head. "Yeah, anything," He stills has that smirk on his face and slowly nods. "Okay then girlfriend," "Thanks boyfriend," In which a girl begs a boy to be her fake boyfriend, so that her friends won't tease her about being a single teenage girl and being a forty-year-old virgin with six-nine cats. all rights reserved angie. copyrights © hemmoxteenager | 2014 - 2015 started : 01 / 11 / 2014 | november 1, 2014 finished: 06 / 12 / 2015 | december 6, 2015

@jackgilinsky liked your photo. Highest ranking: #1 in fanfiction - Finished 8 April 2017 Read the sequel when you finish this!

Jordan hides her secrets behind colourful loom bands. Michael hides his behind colourful hair.