Nearly two-thousand years into the future, the world is controlled by four countries turned into military conglomerates. War is bitter and fresh in the minds of survivors, festering like an unclean wound while, for people born after the massacres and horrors, a constant reminder of what could break from the fragile peace at any moment. Technology has advanced past anything anyone in the past could have possibly imagined. Cities float in the sky with dome barriers keeping safe it's citizens from the frigid cold and lack of oxygen, the surface completely abandoned save for a few stragglers who'd rather live on their own then deal with the pains of society. Many commodities have been advanced to make life as easy as possible for those who can afford it. However, the best and worst innovation was that of S-T-A-V-E-S. Man-kinds worst decision.

Justin Pickford was just an average good-looking assholé. He's slept with forty-six woman and counting in the duration of a trimester. Is probably a father to many. He is a bully in the workplace. Yet, worst of all if that he doesn't even visit his dying parents in the hospital. He's really a swell guy... When he goes on holiday with his not-so-ass-ish friends and meets a girl with brightly colored highlights in her funky hair, he's immediately attracted and...within five minutes he's receiving head from her in a dirty alleyway besides the club. Everything goes to plan until he tries to ditch her there and she grabs him where it counts and whispers a little incantation in his ear. Soon Justin finds every woman he comes into séxual contact with dies horribly in an accident seven days later and this definitely stops his ways until he finds that if he doesn't sleep with someone, his pénis shrinks by a few millimeters every seven days. It really doesn't help when Justin actually finds a girl he likes and would date. When she ends up concluding the fact he will barely even kiss her down to him being an undercover homosexual or cheating, Justin has to pull out all the stops to keep her by his side. How will Justin deal with his problem? Will he lose his right to be called a man? Will he cheat on the one he loves? Is he a murderer at heart? Does he find the witch? ---This book is rated X and has mature and explicit sexual themes throughout. Viewer discretion is advised.--- ***This book has grammatical mistakes***

Using me was probably the easiest thing to do considering as I let you do it and I don't regret it for a second...