a bunch of muke one shots that are sometimes cute and sometimes sad.

Michael wants to love, and Luke wants to be loved THIS IS A ONE SENTENCE CHAPTER KINDA BOOK. please do not leave a comment saying you hate these kind of stories because ITs UnNecEssARy aND rOOd, and if I get one more comment or message about it, I will find you, and I will throw you through a wall (: thx

the one where a boy pretends to be a girl to trick the dickhead of the school.

stranger: turn on cam and mic you: you're pushing me over the fucking line stranger: turn on cam and mic and i'll show you my dick | calinfinity 2015 | lower-case intended

“I've never been one for following the rules Mr Irwin.” “Well we're about to break a whole load of them.”

Michael's favorite color is pink; Luke's favorite color is black. Michael smells like bubblegum; Luke smells like cheap cologne. They both work at the mall but are unaware of each other's existences.