"You know, I could show you?" Cassadee whispered sliding her long black fingernail down my torso to the tops of my jeans and tugging. She looked up at me through her beautiful long eyelashes and a smirk tugging on her lips. "Uh. I-I.." I stuttered my mouth hung open. My arms glued to my side not knowing what to do in...
Funny, Awkward, and Random moments that pretty much every teen has. Warning: I'm not responsible for anybody laughing to death. :-)
These are funny text fails that have happened. I do not own and of these I have got them from the internet. So enjoy :)
Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me...
Disclaimer: I got most of these from the Internet. Some are mine though. I'm not guaranteeing complete success with these.
You know when there is that 1 person that is just so annoying and you want to slap them so bad? Well you may as well insult them instead. There is also other stuff as well in this book, but it is mostly comebacks and insults pickup lines that back fire also. So hope you enjoy!!!!!! p.s. this is my first book though...
Here's a collection of quotes/scenes from the very well-known and well-loved cartoon of Spongebob Squarepants! (These are the funniest in my opinion. If any comments suggest otherwise, I will FIND YOU AND TICKLE YOU TO DEATH.)
I may update sometimes :-) These are some of the most funniest and dumbest quotes from my favorite childhood show, Spongebob Squarepants. I don't care if you copy some. I don't own any of these quotes. Google pics. I add pictures!!!
I try to be relatable and I fail lmao » But if I somehow manage to relate to you Comment "Me" :)))
If you're bored on Wattpad this is your cure! *Dramatic music playing in background* DUN DUN DUN DUUUUNNN! Completely Useless Facts is here to save the day!
Hey Ladies! Ready for more laughter, sarcasm, rants, and overall fun? Haha don't worry I know I'm being cheesy. WELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF STUPID GIRLY THINGS THAT ONLY GIRLS WILL UNDERSTAND! Let the girly-ness (not really but okay) begin! Highest Ranking: #1 in Random
Part two of my joke book is here! Read my first one and I hope you enjoy! :)
***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to ma...
WARNING: I SHALL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY STUPID THINGS YOU DO BECAUSE OF THIS BOOK. I DO NOT PERSONALLY OWN ALL OF THESE. VIEWER DISCRETION IS MOST DEFINITELY ADVISED. When you're bored, you go do something to make you "un-bored". I suggest Netflix, Youtube, or if you're a bookworm, reading. Personally, I'm mo...
Bored at school? Need something to do? Well here's a list or things to do! Comment on the ones you've done. Comment your crazy school stories and I might add them to the list. (((((Most of these are not made up by me sooo yeah)))))
Cuz if your anything like me you don't give a fuck about what people think anyway! So join me as I post 5things daily.... And vote please!!!!
this book is just a random moments that you guys might of gone through and feelings that you get when something.
this is the part two of that awkward moment when... because wattpad wouldn't let me have more than 200 parts for some reason so yea... and as they say... THE SHOW MUST GO ON!!
These are the typical awkward moments you just can't help laughing at. I hope you enjoy the book and keep posting comments
❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.
The title says it all! These post will inspire you, make you laugh and cry, and well, uh, in my case, want to kill somebody :P. Enjoy!
