So what do you do when a deliciously handsome guy breaks into your apartment on Christmas Eve wearing a Santa hat? Some might call the police or maybe scream. Or you could do what Evangeline does, which include the following: 1, point a water gun at him. 2, agree about the ugliness of small, pink tree with kitten ornaments from your stepfather's ex-wife. 3, go to a playground and bury said ugly tree. 4, begin to like the tree burying, Santa hat wearing intruder. So, if you ever find yourself in Evangeline's spot, just call the police.

There's only one thing Jennifer Sparks wants after finding out that her four-year boyfriend has been cheating on her with her childhood best friend: She wants him back. But that's not exactly what her other best friends want. All they want for her to do is: Revenge. With the Operation Get-Ex-Back-Slash-Revenge, she goes from using a stranger as her fake boyfriend to pretending in front of a mother that she's married to her son. Merge the two goals up and Jennifer's going to go through a lot of discovering behind the secret of being a confident woman and appreciating it despite her insecurities and flaws. After going through a series of lessons given by her friends, it seems like her goal slowly changes from learning how to walk in heels to listening to her heart.

Ella was beautiful. Ella was fast. Ella was gone. Ella was never coming back.

CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!

it was just another day when daniel first saw eve. she didn't see him, but she didn't need to.

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