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  • The Benefits of Blackmailing
    295 33 6

    Marylyn Watson is witty, semi (and by semi I mean just barely able to make it up a flight of stairs without dying) athletic, almost always hungry, and most unfortunately, she's practically invisible to the naked eye. No, she isn't a lost soul, unable to cross into the afterlife and forced to live the rest of eternity...

  • Waffle Cones (#1)
    5.3M 368K 70

    "Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." ...

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  • Fraternizing with the Enemy
    10.9M 503K 44

    (alternatively called: slow burn, second-hand embarrassment, and shenanigans) A girl made up of short fuses, clumsy feet and copious amounts of sarcasm has to team up with her irritatingly obnoxious neighbour in the name of love (also known as raging teenage hormones). Because in the grand scheme of things, what's a l...

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  • Help Center ✓
    854K 73.8K 44

    ❝This is IKEA's help center speaking. How may I help you?❞ ❝My testicle is stuck.❞ © sonderingly

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  • High School Hit List (CLIQUE BAIT)
    20.5M 1M 60

    **Officially published as Clique Bait with HarperTeen!** Payment is usually a part of a basic transaction. You give and then you take. But, at Arlington Preparatory, people take at their leisure. They take their entertainment in the form of humiliation. They get what they want at the expense of their pawns. But they n...

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  • Saving Elliot ✓
    41.4M 674K 33

    Elliot Jensen and Elliot Fintry have a lot in common. They share the same name, the same house, the same school, oh and they hate each other but, as they will quickly learn, there is a fine line between love and hate.

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  • CURSE CLUB
    209K 15.6K 32

    Boy meets magic. Boy meets death.

  • Loopholes
    280K 14K 24

    Darcy Hotchner was nineteen and about to start a brand new life in college when she suddenly disappeared from the face of the earth. Two years later, with her family still pulling on a string of hope and all her friends being scattered around the world after graduation, a cry for help reaches their phones and forces t...

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  • Text Me | ✓
    1M 51.3K 22

    From: Anonymous To: Peyton Waldin 'I think I love you' Sent at 7:33pm #3 in short story [07.07.15] © elysiance 2014

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  • Like A Thief
    6.1K 289 6

    A year after her best friend committed suicide without warning, Rosalie Hayes was still tumbling down a toxic downward spiral that, as far as anyone could tell, didn't seem to have a bottom. The simple girl she had once been was a mere memory, shredded to pieces and buried alongside her best friend, and in its place w...

  • Guidelines
    21.5K 1.3K 6

    "I have a few guidelines for you, but don't worry it's not rocket science: 1. Do not talk too much around me. 2. Do not laugh obnoxiously around me. 3. Do not ask me too many questions. 4. Do not get into any trouble and drag me into it. 5. Do not interfere with my personal life. Do you think you can do thi...