in which luke was always drunk and ashton was there to take care of him © 2016 written by -violence all rights reserved.

In an odd circumstance of events, Luke and Ashton have a restraining order on each other. But get this, they have no clue who the other is [ yet ] - © 2016 -violence All rights reserved.

where luke's mom sells luke at a garage sale as a prank and ashton just so happens to be the buyer. ❝ hey, it's better than ebay, kid. ❞ ▹ © 2016 -violence All rights reserved.

the story of how luke and ashton fall in love with each other in office cubicles beside each other. in which, luke has a habit of annoying ashton but ashton secretly enjoys it. - "why is there a bear in my office?!" - "why did sarah from accounting run out of your office on fire?" - "police! open up!" - "knock knock." - "did you know that mona lisa didn't have eyebrows?" - [lowercase intended] © 2014-2015 -violence All rights reserved.

spin off of the movie liar liar luke is a compulsive liar and ashton cares too much. or the one where ashton wishes luke would stop lying for ten days. © 2014 -violence All rights reserved.

becoming friends at the age of six, this is the story of how ashton met luke. - [ lowercase intended ] © 2015 -violence All rights reserved.

❝ please leave your message after the tone. ❞ ❝ harry, everything is literally spinning and for some reason, you're the only thing on my mind. you know what would be funny? if you actually picked up. hahaha ok bye. ❞ where niall and harry haven't talked in years and whenever niall is drunk, he continuously leaves voicemails to the person he wishes would talk to him one last time. © 2015 -violence All rights reserved.