Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

(Masaomi x GenderNeutral!Reader. Reader (you) will be referred to with she/her/he/him/they/their pronouns, select what you prefer) Ikebukuro. A district filled to the absolute brim with weirdness. A mysterious no-color gang called the Dollars that has recently been on the rise. A debt-collector dressed in a bartender's outfit who happens to be incredibly strong holding fiery hatred for a information broker. A place where teen kidnappings and undocumented immigrants used human experimentation is as normal as the sun rising. And the crown jewel of them all-a headless Black Rider who rides a noiseless pitch-black motorcycle. Ikebukuro is the definition of crazy, and you, sweet (Y/n) were drawn to it all.

/////DISCONTINUED///// /////DISCONTINUED///// /////DISCONTINUED///// After the Great Gem War, the Homeworld gems fled Earth, leaving all the weapons, and gems behind, corrupted or not; including you. This... Enraged you. Why would they leave a capable gem behind? You served the Diamonds with the upmost loyalty you had. So why? Even if they forgot, it still made you angry and betrayed. Alas, you learned to let go, as it was pointless to try to escape the planet, called Earth. Did the residents residing here know that their planet was named after a pile of dirt? Adapting to this strange, green planet, you resided in Beach City. There you were an employee of Big Donut, which kept you busy. Everyone around you thought you were human, since they populated the Earth. To keep trouble at bay, you went along with it. No one needed to know, so no one did. If anyone knew, they would probably send you to the government, something you weren't optimisitic about. After being on this planet for many years, you realised they were all cowards with selfish desires, and if they were scared and unsure about something, they would eliminate the problem. Humans, you sighed. Living the simple, normal life - a human life, you called it, was an easy task. They lived simplistic, short, pointess lives, something far too easy for you to stress about. Well, that was until a certain humaniod gem came along. They were curious, friendly, and even a little funny. The Steven was very curious, sometimes too curious for his own good. And you didn't appreciate it. Not one bit.

"I've been thinking too much..." The story takes place in a place called Gravity Falls, a supposedly supernatural place, where Y/N goes on various adventures with the famous Pines Twins. Along the way, they encounter peculiar species such as gnomes, a white-haired child, and a strange cyclops... as well as Y/N gaining supernatural abilities. How will Y/N control this newly found abilities? Will she use it for good? Or for evil?

"Don't mistake my kindness as my weakness. I'm being kind to you 'cause I'm repaying you for your kindness. But if you it with something that isn't good at all. I'll make sure that MY kindness will be the last thing you'll get. " I heard that a couple of times from dad. Believe me I was born into the throne. I was born to be a mafia leader. Daddy was the boss everybody follows him. He taught me how to use weaponry from knives to a gun. He taught me well. Bang. "He's dead. Find her then kill her. Make sure she's dead too." "But boss, she's your cousin." Another one "I don't care, all I want is her dead. Find her and bring her to me... I'll kill her myself." ~~~~~~~¤~~~~~~~~~~~¤~~~~~~~ This is my first book so please don't throw knives at me or hunt me then shoot me. Don't have high expectations that this book would be like wowzers. I do like some of your help I'll listen to your ideas that would help this story. I'm already apologizing for wrong grammar and if I update slow.

When a mishap in a reset happens and a character from another version is transported into the current world and timeline, what happens? Gaster!Sans, bad-skele-boy from EchoTale is confused to see that he had landed in a different, yet familiar world: Undertale! Apparently, in meeting with his 'original' version, they seem to be OK with one-another, UNTIL... (Thank you, @yourebluenow for the cover!) Book 2 Is here! it has the same name and cover, but with 'Part 2' in the title! https://www.wattpad.com/story/70011017-love-me-instead-sans-vs-gaster-sans-x-reader-part

Tbh some of the one shots have multiple parts! And this is filled with trash! So yea, read if ya want to Slow updates sometimes WARNING : THERE IS A LEMON IN THIS BOOK, IT HAS A WARNING AT THE BEGINNING, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS TYPE OF STUFF THEN SKIP THAT PART OF THE ONE SHOT THANKS

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~ When the boys of the famous host club find themselves fighting for a certain girl's attention, everything seemed to change. The hosts were now against each other whenever she would walk into the room. It needed to be settled and quick. There are so many ways to say 'I love you' but who will say it first?