Magolor came out of my wii and called me a bitch

My Kirby headcanons. Most of these are present in my Kirby fanfics. Now, of course, none of these are actually confirmed or whatever in the Kirby franchise. These are simply just random headcanons I have. Some may be serious, some may be funny, some may be sad, and others may be just plain weird. Updated very sporadically. ...Don't ask why Dedede is clobbering that there cabbage okay.

Kirby tells you a wonderful story

Despite the very misleading name, Waddle Doo leads a small team that actively fights against racism. Even if Waddle Doo's definition of racism is a little bit skewed to the point he thinks talking about tacos is racist...well, he's got the right spirit, at least. NOTE: This is NOT made to offend anyone...Also this book has not been updated since 2016. This is based off of a chapter in one of my other books, The Adventures of Kirby and Bandana Dee. In one of the chapters, the characters went to a taco place, and Waddle Doo was calling everything racist. So, @XDMaster suggested I make a book about it, which I am doing. Also please note this story was made in like 2015 and hasn't really been touched since 2016. Probably won't ever be continued or revised, either. Just keeping it up like I do with all my Kirby stories.I

Kirby and Bandanna Waddle Dee decide to go to the beach. The beach would be boring alone so they decided to invite others.

Ask the Kirby crew! I am not going to be the host in this one.... Because Magolor is! And I'm his bodyguard, ask anything you want to the Kirby Crew! *I don't own the characters in this, other than myself!! Everything else belongs to Nintendo*

What happens when everyone's favorite pink puffball takes a simple trip to McDonald's, but gets caught up in a war between all the major fast-food chains? This story starts off stupid and simple, but the plot starts to pick up around the McDonald's VS Burger King chapter. Everything that happened in Dreamland was considered normal, with the day-to-day adventures of Kirby and Bandana Waddle Dee, Meta Knight stalking the two, and King Dedede trying to take their food. But when Kirby takes a simple trip to McDonald's, he finds him and his fellow acquaintances caught in the middle of a war: a war of food. It spiraled into the crazy adventures of Meta Knight, King Dedede, Galacta Knight, Magolor, Sword Knight, Blade Knight, Sailor Dee, Waddle Doo, Colonel Sanders, Marx, and Juan the Chihuahua, led by Kirby and Bandana Dee as they try to evade the vengeful fast-food mascots. Will Kirby and friends be able to defeat the fast-food chains, or will they be chopped up and served as Chicken McNuggets to unknowing customers? im not on anything i swear at least i dont think i am

A knights dark past, and his bright future is shown as he remembers the pain.

Something strange is occurring in Dreamland... Something that may involve Dark Meta Knight, Meta Knight's evil counterpart from Mirror World. But who is at the scene to stop it? To save Dreamland from such horrible Dark forces? Well, it is none other than the magnificent Star Warrior.... Meta Kni-! Wait, it's Kirby? But then... where's Meta Knight? *Caution: This story is a tad bit darker than most other Kirby FanFictions, though it's not considered "Dark" by normal standards. It's still PG, folks! :)*

A dark force is threatening to take over Dreamland, intending to shatter its dreams... forever. But a certain Star Warrior and friends have risen yet again, to save Dreamland from such a horrible fate. However, it won't be so easy... Join Kirby, Meta Knight, Tiff, and other heroes as they venture to keep Dreamland peaceful, safe, and well... full of dreams. Expect breathtaking mystery, danger, slowly blossoming romance, unexpected reappearances, and tear-invoking sacrifice to make its way along.