Hey potterheads! In this book, you'll see: #1 facts #2 movie's mistakes #3 deleted scenes, behind the scenes, and movie's scenes #4 jokes #5 quotes, different sentences, and other random stuff about Harry Potter And if you haven't read or seen Harry Potter, you'll never know love, or friendship... And I feel sorry for you Mischief Managed! ⚯͛ --- [Book 2]

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.

▶ little things which literally freaks me the hell out like naw, i'm done bye

the hogwarts manual of what potterheads would do there besides draco malfoy. ▂▂▂▂▂▂ ✧ all original ✧ book idea by @RingRingCat ✧ achieved #1 on random status : completed

▶ because hey, we've got to admit, we really can't avoid having those cringe-worthy moments.

Hey potterheads, In this book, you'll see: #1 Facts #2 Movies' Mistakes #3 Deleted scenes/Behind the scenes #4 jokes #5 quotes, different sentences, and other random stuff about Harry Potter And if you haven't read or seen Harry Potter, you'll never know love, or friendship... And I feel sorry for you Mischief Managed! ⚯͛

Welcome to 'What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction' where I will brave the odds and ends to show my fellow PJO writers exactly what annoys readers and writers of Wattpad the most. This is not to be meant as offensive to the people whose stories may be similar to what I have written, but if you HAVE written a story a lot like the ones mentioned inside where the protagonists are total VS model Mary-Sue's... I humbly beg of you, change it immediately! Because the PJO characters are often frustrated with finding out they have a secret half-sister with magical blue hair and Gucci sunglasses. Percy: *facedesks* Annabeth: *groans* Leo: *sets Mary-Sue's hair on fire* O.O Leo: ..... What? SHE ATTACKED ME WITH HER TERRIBLE MARY-SUE-ISH NATURE! AND PLANNED TO MARRY ME OFF TO HER BFF, JUST NO... ** Warning: Mass hilarity ahead. Read at your own risk! Abandoned (I was 12, Jesus Christ...)

Book One of the Astra Windlass trilogy. Before Kronos perished, he left an item behind to his remaining followers that could resurrect him once more. The Arrow of Light, which can be shot down to the depths of Tartarus and bring back an entrapped soul. But there is a catch; it can only be shot by a Daughter of Artemis, or so the prophecy states. But since she is a virgin goddess, there is no way that could be possible. Right? Astra Windlass has been living on the streets for sixteen years. She knows nothing about her parents, much less knowing that she's a half-blood. But when bumping into Grover, the two find themselves climbing up the hill to Camp Half-Blood for safety. But a problem arises: She can't enter the arch. Based off of the Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus series. [OLD AND PROBABLY NEEDS REWRITING BUT TOO LAZY [written before ToA]] The Arrow of Light #12 in Adventure (February 10th, 2015), #680 in Fanfiction (February 20th, 2015)