❝hi this is Panda Express, how may I help you?❞ ❝can i have one order of general tso's chicken? hold the chicken, double the vegetables.❞ ❝how in the world is that general tso's chicken?❞ ☂ lowercase intended. story inspired by many others. ☂ -- just a pinch of love #1 -- #339 in humor 1/2/15

Elliot Jensen and Elliot Fintry have a lot in common. They share the same name, the same house, the same school, oh and they hate each other but, as they will quickly learn, there is a fine line between love and hate.

I'm a killer. I can't love. Why can't I bring myself to end your life.. Jeff is a killer. But when he spares Liara from her death, everything gets blurred. Jeff thirsts for Liara's blood. Yet he can't bring himself to kill her. Someone that was made to kill couldn't possibly fall in love. What will happen when Jeff and Liara's fates intersect?

" B-But you're a boy..." I stammered. " Been this way since birth." He joked as he looked around my place, inviting himself in the door, " Nice place you've got." " You can't stay here!" " You're never going to find another roommate in a place like this." He laughed, " You're going to have to make do with whatcha got. Don't worry, I'm not too much of a bother." And that right there people changed my life.

After getting herself homeless in distant Japan, Kari is forced to live on the streets and beg for food. Thankfully, she is taken in by a small family and is promised a safe place to stay until she can support herself. After having a run in with the daughter of her new temporary family, she's pushed into a corner where her only choices are leave or give in to her new sister! Inspired by the popular YURI manga Citrus by Saburouta, this story will certainly be enjoyed by fans of the yuri genre. **note: this story will be updated randomly due to school and such :3 a girl has her duties** **my English may not be best but bare with me :D**

Charlotte Everley and her best friend had a tradition. Every summer on June 26th, they call one number--one random number of the same area code, purely for entertainment. When Charlotte's best friend Stella found love with the help of their 'tradition', she added another reason. To find Charlotte a boyfriend. After three years of endless match ups, set ups, blind dates. and not to mention two calls to, thankfully, female receivers, the summer of eleventh grade comes rolling by, and so does the fateful day of June 26th. The only difference is that, this time, the stranger behind the phone is most definitely male. And the president's eighteen year old son.

*ALL RIGHTS RESERVED* Clarisse Hornitt is a nerd. Or a geek. But, not your typical nerd/geek, as she won't put up with bullshit and will promptly tell you how it is regardless to how it makes you feel. She manages to get into a physical altercation with a certain football player at her high school...and well...drops herself into a whole mess of trouble she'd never expected. *ALL RIGHTS RESERVED*

in·cog·ni·to ˌinkägˈnētō,inˈkägniˌtō/ 1. (of a person) having one's true identity concealed. "in order to observe you have to be incognito" the story of a girl that falls for a boy hiding his true identity

❝chocolate?❞ A story about a girl named Florence, a boy named Remus and a block of chocolate. | All Rights go to the wonderful Rowling |

Cam spends most of her time at home, her days are dull, her life is not going anywhere and she's trapped in her total indifference towards the world. That is until her new neighbor comes knocking on her front door and slowly becomes the only distraction in Cam's mind.