Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

*TEMPORARY COVER* Long ago, a prophecy was written. It spoke a Five heroes. Those who had- A Warrior's Spirit. A Mage's Wisdom. A Cleric's Kindness. A Rouge's Wits A Renegade's Heart It said that they would protect their kingdom, from a threat that rose from within. But, it wasn't the perfect "prince saves princess" fairy tale a child would dream.

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