this will include art and little things that I just feel like writing down. Could also be a Q & A. Feel free to ask me questions and have fun with my boredom! :3

the phrase we use to lie the most

*****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!***** WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15) In the end, the robots win. But you already knew that. "Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" is a collection of short interviews with some of the survivors. People who have tremendous insight into the rise of Artificially Intelligent machines or, more often, don't. Why did the robots rise up? What did they want? Why couldn't they be stopped? Can they be stopped now? Is humanity doomed? And what the f--k is going on with the squirrels? You will get the answers to all of these questions. Or some of these questions. Or none of these questions. We'll see. I will be updating this once a week until I run out of stuff that I find funny. Then I'm done. Cover art courtesy of the hilarious and ridiculously talented Dave Pressler. (http://www.davepresslerart.com)

♛Wattpad Featured Story♛ The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. ▶There is strong language in this story.◀

You may think skillet is a normal band right? WRONG. These secrects you are about to find are are not to be told.

This is a fan fiction this isn't real and I know that Ben Kascia is married

In which a fairy falls in love with his care-taker.

You have been going to the DWMA for about six months now and you have asthma. You begging to run into the three Soul Eater guys and there is a little war to win your heart! Who are you going to choose?! Well! Thank you for looking at my story! This is my first x reader thing so I hope you guys like it! I would love feedback, but please, nothing negative. Constructive is awesome though! (Book One) {book two is Soul Eater Boys x Reader} Love, Mari Ikiru -Please Stand By-