(Y/N) was a street kid living in poverty. Stealing has been part of his daily routine, until he stole from someone who known as the master of shadows ZED. Zed has taking a liking to (Y/N), he adopted him and train him in the ways of the shadows, teaching him the forbidden techniques he learned and mastered humself. (Y/N) was happy, he found a home to stay and a father figure in his master.....but all good things always come to an end. Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY Or Zed and Shen that I will be using for this story. But I did think of some original characters. RWBY is owned by Rooster Teeth Champions that I would be mentioning is owned by Riot Games. Some cameo characters are respectively owned by their companies.

Hilarious text messages and jokes. Warning : May cause heaps of laughter, overflowing number of voting, comments, and choking of laughter. *READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.*

I think lots of people have dome this but this is for my own humour WARNING COPYCANISS

I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE I JUST FOUND THEM ON THE INTERNET!!! SO DON'T HARASS ME ON THAT! A GENRAL WARING TO ALL THE HATERS OF FUNNYNESS AND AWESOMENESS STAY OFF! I ALSO DON'T APPRECATE GRAMMER POLICE OR PEOPLE GIVING ME "CONSTRUCTIVE CRITASISEM"!! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T READ IT!!!! This is my very first book so have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These are original sexual jokes by me and my friends.

This book has just about 10 jokes under each category

Hey I'm new on wattpad and there's really good books on here and they inspire me so hope you like my dirty jokes If you have any funny jokes you want me to put in here message me on: Kik-wasgoodman And add your name or e-mail so I can thank you In the joke .....ENJOY.....

This book is for all those dirty people out there who like dirty jokes. Filled with some of the most dirty yet funny jokes