A collection of r-rated short stories from the land of Talandhor. Each tale is completed but may be continued. You'll meet elves, vampires, humans and...who knows. I'm building up a world here, so anything goes.

Things all bi/pan people will understand...

Aleister Blackwell, multi-millionaire, recently divorced, and owner of one of the biggest law firms, is having a good time. Everything is great in his life. That is until a 17 year old boy named Nathaniel Adams shows up in his life and turns everything around. Sarcastic Nate Adams gets suspended from school for 2 days after punching school bully. His mom brings Nate to work one day to give Nate a glimpse of the real world but what happens when Nate meets Mr. Aleister Blackwell. Will his life be changed forever?

I never believed you could fall in love in five hours, until it happened to me.

'Fact: British guys are not cute. Never have been; never will be!' Meet Nora. During the day, she's a crazed, Irish student trying to survive the insanity which is London. At night, she's a blogger, trying to prove to the world that British guys are just not as cute as everyone seems to think they are! And then, while running late to one of her classes, she runs into Milo, full-time womaniser, part-time crown prince of the UK...

Eren is your typical teenage boy. Levi is......well he's Levi. Mix the two together and you get a little bit of mystery, confusion and love. Levi mustn't let his love life get the better of him. He has a troop to run. But sometimes you just have to let go. With Eren getting him off edge, will Levi be able to focus? Will Eren go overboard? Read on to find out! --->

Forced to share his bed with an attractive stranger, Ash Jamieson suddenly finds himself confronted with feelings he thought he'd repressed. ***** Riddled with adolescent angst, lavished with profanity, and adorned with more cheese than your favourite take-out pizza, Top and Tail chronicles the life of Ash Jamieson as he haphazardly navigates his way through malicious schoolmates, whackjob teachers, disillusioned parents, imbecilic athletes, audacious girls, and of course, his most pressing problem: the subdued pretty-boy that has suddenly invaded every aspect of his life. Being a teenager is hard, ok? ***** Top and Tail is posted exclusively on Wattpad! If you're reading this elsewhere, you're reading an unedited, stolen version where illegal sites profit off my work :( The official version is FREE to read at it's home on Wattpad! [Featured in Teen Fiction 2016] [Completed 2011]

Needing a favour and an easy way to pass his Physics class, closeted gay Zach Hamilton seeks Jace, the smart ass band geek who has snarky comebacks to everything. Becoming smitten with the tall, skinny, cheeky nerd was pretty easy, but difficulties arise when his clique and his brother toughen down on him, and his best friend, Flynn, holds a secret that can't be forgotten easily. -- -- -- Disclaimer: boy x boy, quite a lot of swearing and... This is a PG-13 book, so you know the rules.