Every Tuesday during football practice, sixteen year old Sem Bolton finds himself stealing glances at the gorgeous college boy jogging down the path next to the fields. He was his dirty little secret. His guilty pleasure. His unobtainable fantasy: safe and distant on the other side of the chainlink fence. Then, through a series of unpleasant events including being forced on a camping trip, it turns out his unobtainable fantasy is not so unobtainable after all. Not only is gorgeous college boy gay as well, he also wants to date Sem. Now, Sem was never one to play it safe. But outing himself was in a whole different league than testing his mother's patience or taking hits in the boxing ring. Was he really ready to date a guy, all consequences included? As if internal struggles weren't enough, count on girls, friends, and an estranged brother, to complicate stuff even further. Photo on the cover by: https://unsplash.com/@nickkarvounis

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[BOOK TWO IN THE CHILDHOOD HERO SERIES] - completed - Zoey Redbird has been through hell and back and still made it on top. After the battle of New York, she and Steve joined Natasha and Clint, becoming official agents of SHIELD. She's got her friends, who are her family, and a very sweet and caring boyfriend. She's grown; she's lived life and experienced it for what it truly is. She's happy. But when Zoey's world once again turns sour, she has to make some hard choices, that could change everything. When her life becomes a story of heartbreak, trust issues, wrong moves, feuds and war, can she stay strong, and hold on to who she truly is? - - - - - copyright nainai19 cover by: jumpstreets

[BOOK ONE IN THE CHILDHOOD HERO SERIES] - completed - Captain America was Zoey's Childhood Obsession. She grew up with only her mother there for her, who refused to tell her about her father. She's a freak. She's a genius with mad combat skills that accidentally runs into a man with an eyepatch, more than once. When her mother and stepfather are killed on a holiday, Zoey is hell- bent on revenge for the one responsible, Loki. Zoey learns that only one team can stop him, The Avengers. She joins them, making friends with the other freaks that fight to protect the earth. But what happens if a childhood hero returns?Maybe it's meant to be, and maybe it's connected to her father? Can she find the truth, amongst her story of friends, family, death, hate and love, with a giant intergalactic war raging, that she has to fight in? - - - copyright nainai19 © cover by: jumpstreets

[based on season one of The Flash] || book one of three || At the time Central City's own Barry Allen discovers he has the ability to run faster than the speed of sound, a woman from his past, Parker Sylas, returns to her hometown. Scoring jobs at both the CCPD and S.T.A.R. Labs, the two were destined to cross paths again, this time, in a way unlike ever before. started: october 8th 2014 ended: september 13th 2015

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[based on season two of The Flash] || book two of three || Six months after Barry's failure to change the timeline and save his mother, Team Flash is struggling to fall back into action. When relentless meta-human's from Earth-2 threaten Central City, working under a speedster named Zoom, no one is sure how much longer Central City will stay the "fun one." started: september 13th 2015 ended: july 18th 2016