"Are you a virgin?" "Sir, is that appropriate?" ____

"One side of me says, 'I'd like to talk to her, date her.' The other side of me says, 'I wonder how her head would look on a stick"

"Oh my God, Cara, you didn't prank Ashton Irwin!" "Yes I did, Lilac, what's the big deal?" "The big deal is that he's a big deal, that's social suicide!"

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