funny ways to announce you being gay or bisexual

Skylar is not your typical teenage girl. She's not the kind who loves parties, pink, dressing up, and being popular. She's the exact oposite. She loves to skate, dyes her natural blonde hair black on a bi-monthly basis, loves bands such as Escape the Fate, Falling in Reverse, In this Moment, American Head Charge, Static-X, Slipknot, and more. She's a metal head. She is also known as the "Emo," "Punk," or "Skater" girl in South Haven High. She is also known as a badass, because she is certainly not afraid to say what she thinks, and will punch anyone in the face who makes her mad in any way, shape, or form. However, when she meets Heather, the feelings she's been trying to surpress start to show once more. Maybe she will finally come out.. Heather is like a princess. She isn't the most popular girl in school, but she is certainly one of the prettiest. Coming from a very rich family, Heather can buy her way out of almost anything. Literally. She's know as a prep, but not a total bitch. She is very nice but and afraid to hurt anyones feelings, upset them in any way, or hurt someone. Her home life isn't the best, and because of this, she feels for other people and has a heart of gold. She just doesn't like to show it all of the time

Anything about your zodiac sign! It might be spot on or totally different, who knows? What is your sign? (I get a lot of these from Tumblr, I don't take credit for any of them.) I will try an update every week, 3 to 4 times a week, depending on how I am feeling. I am a Gemini!!