IF YOU GO AHEAD AND READ THIS IM TELLING YOU NOW I WROTE IT IN MIDDLE SCHOOL AND THERES AWFUL SEX SCENES AND ITS JUST BAD SO DONT KEEP MAKING FUN OF ME FOR IT K THX never to be finished © catinator3000 2015 all rights reserved

"You see, Draco Malfoy, without your sarcastic replies to endure each morning and that arrogance only you could carry, I find myself somewhat missing you." Draco thought the biggest problem living for a year under the same roof as Hermione Granger was the probability of them killing each other. He never thought it would be falling in love with her.

Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?