" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

Dan and Phil are my children. [Property of Previous Owner: Cecilia] [Credit to Tumblr]

A continuation of the previous Band Jokes because Wattpad is a dick sometimes. [Property of Previous Owner: Cecilia] [Credit to Tumblr]

Includes Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, All Time Low, Bring Me The Horizon, Pierce The Veil, Sleeping With Sirens, Black Veil Brides, and more [Property of Previous Owner: Cecilia] [Credit to Tumblr]

swiggity sway these blokes are gayy.

my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)

just when the catipillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly × sequel to 'transgender' {HIGHEST RANKING #3}