kill my darlings
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Instituto de zorras by FlowersInTheParadise
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Cam y Sam, dos chicas que podría decirse que son muy buenas alumnas, ayudan a la comunidad y son muy tranquilas. Es broma. Cam y Sam, son dos "Problemáticas, incorregibles, ¡Desastrosas!" Chicas según sus madres., y ellas no dejarán pasar su último accidente, así que son enviadas al "Intership Ladies" donde todas las chicas son unas zorr...perdón, quise decir, todas las chicas son unas damas. Ellas decidirán hacer un escuadrón. ¿Quedaran algunas sobrevivientes? ¿O están todas condenadas a convertirse en fresitas? O lo peor de todo... ¿Ellas se convertirán en unas verdaderas damas? Esperemos que no... "Escuadrón-Anti-Zorras, ¡Repórtese!" _____________ Lea bajo su consentimiento, ya que contiene lenguaje ofensivo, escenas subidas de tono, teníamos 12-13 años cuando la escribimos, tiene MUCHAS faltas de ortografía y no es lo mejor que hemos escrito, pero tal vez te divierta, nosotras lo hicimos mucho cuando la escribimos y esa es la razón por la que no la hemos borrado. Trae lindos recuerdos, PERO ES TU DECISIÓN LEERLA. Esta repleta de estereotipos y muchísimos clichés, pero repetimos, tal vez te parezca divertida. Disfruta la lectura. Prohibida su copia. Sean originales. Avisar sobre plagio. Registrada en Safe Creative. Código:1501052905927 Fecha de inicio de la novela: 05 de enero del 2015. Fecha del fin de la novela: 26 de junio del 2015. Todos los derechos reservados.
Worst Story on Wattpad ✓ by arcticstars
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Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!
Call Me Ella (ft. Niall Horan) by BelWatson
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Yes, I lost my father and he was the best man in the whole world. Yes, I have a stepmother who is a witch and whom I hate most passionately. Yes, I have two stepsisters that are a pain in my arse and who lost their brains when they were little. Yes, my life is like a cliché from a bloody fairy tale, but you know what is missing? The fucking Prince Charming! And where is he? Nowhere to be found! Probably he's dancing in his palace with a stupid and empty-headed Barbie. Arsehole. Who needs him, anyways? Certainly, not me. I'm almost Cinderella, but you can call me Ella. BOOK #1 in the Aware Princess Series flower: Gladiolus, t symbolises "Strength of character, honour, conviction."
Sweet as a Strawberry by im_fluent_in_sarcasm
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~complete~ Charlotte is as sweet as a strawberry. She's the kind of person who will drop everything just to help you, just to put a smile on your face. She's as sweet as the sugar that constantly runs through her bloodstream, and as excitable as the rush that comes with it. And then there's Benjamin, who's as sour as a lemon. The last thing on this Godforsaken planet he wants to do is acquaint himself with her. While Charlotte is kind and caring, he's rude and vulgar, while she's friendly and innocent, he's crass and mean. So how in the hell is that going to turn out?
Till Dawn (HS) by highstylin
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"To have her in his bed, in his arms, with her breath on his neck and her hair tickling the corners of his mouth -- he was finally able to think of his life as not only just a dark hole of violence. Maybe, just maybe, his life could mean something more." || mature hs fanfic. Cover credit to @pillow-case © highstylin
The First Lost Boy (Wattys 2017) ON HOLD by kelseyrae21
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Harry had always been a selfish immature boy that never wanted to grow up. He refused to become a man, and the island of Neverland gives him exactly that. With being the first lost boy and the leader of all the others, he's happy where he is. He doesn't care about the life he left behind or the fact he was missing out on what it was all truly about. But then he begins to learn the meaning behind desire, lust, family, life and love when he meets Gwenevieve; the beautiful lost girl he finds unconscious under the tree of pixie dust. *I TAKE ABSOLUTELY NO CREDIT FOR THE ORIGINAL IDEA OF NEVERLAND ALONG WITH ITS CHARACTERS (Peter pan & hook). ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE WRITER J.M. BARRIE*
Coffee, My Dog ✔ by TousledLives
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Ranked #136 in short story on 27/7/16. What happens when you meet your crush in a coffee shop and surprisingly he asks you to chat over coffee? Not to mention, he's a dog enthusiast and well, you're not. You obviously lie and I lied to him about my nonexistent dog, named 'Coffee'. Never knew a lot could happen over a cup of coffee. ~Boyxboy~ --- A/N: All rights to the original owners for the pictures used in the cover.
Accidentally on Purpose by numbereddays
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Hannah Taylors finally gives in to her desperation and does one of the stupidest things a girl can do to grab her unapproachable long-time crush Jonah Gibbs' attention: spill soda on his white shirt and leave a motherfrigging red blotch on it. Accidentally... on purpose.
She's All I Think About by helladirections
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"I know we're sloshed but, I've been thinking," he started carefully. She giggled at his words, but didn't stop him, so he continued. "About what you said... about boys? Well I was thinking and...I know we've talked a bunch before about how you've never had a boyfriend and you're like... afraid to not know anything... when the time comes. And I was thinking, maybe - if you were ok with it - maybe I. Maybe I could teach you some things?"He squeezed his eyes tight, in shock that the words had made it out of his mouth. In shock that she didn't scream at him or hit him and run away. In shock that she was actually considering it.Her eyes stayed closed as she adjusted her body to get even closer to his. "Sounds nice.""Yea?""Yeah." Or: the college / best friends / friends with benefits fic that no one asked for but I wrote anyway.
forget-me-nots [h.s.] by twinkleharryy
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~Prequel to Bleeding Hearts~ In sleep I heard him say "Sweet Desdemona, Let us be wary, let us hide our loves." And then, sir, would he gripe and wring my hand, Cry "O sweet creature!" and then kiss me hard, As if he plucked up kisses by the roots That grew upon my lips, lay his leg Over my thigh, and sigh, and kiss, and then Cry "Cursed fate that gave thee to the Moor!" ~othello Please read Bleeding Hearts first.