I'll try to update as frequently as I can, hope you enjoy. Has boyonboy don't like don't read, I write most anything so fair warning for smut!

A bunch of one shots about One Direction. All are slash ships (meaning boyxboy). Mostly/all within the band (Niam, Narry, Lourry/Larry, Zarry, Zouis, Ziam, Lirry, Nouis, Ziall, Lilo). Yep.

*Alternate Universe* Zayn Malik is a good boy. A goody-two-shoes, in fact! But when he gets into a fight he get's expelled, and admitted into a reform school for delinquents. Zayn know he's not a delinquent, and that he doesn't belong at St. Simon's Reform School but no one else in the school besides Niall, his best mate, knows that. And he plans to keep it that way. But will Louis, the player, figure it out? Louis belongs at St. Simon's Reform School. He knows that. Everyone knows that. He's been into trouble so many times he doesn't remember ever following the rules, not to mention he's sassy as fuck. Not to mention quite a player. He gets any girl he wants-or guy for that matter. But Zayn just doesn't seem interested. Will Zayn fall for Louis? Will he get out of the reform school in one piece? Will the other delinquents find out Zayn's a lover not a fighter, and beat him up? Read and find out!

This is my One Direction One Shots book. Any and every bromance will be included and even some others. Leave any requests for one-shots on the Authors Note Chapter only please and I hope you enjoy my writing! :) [THIS BOOK IS CLOSED PLEASE NO MORE REQUESTS AND NO MORE ONE SHOTS WILL BE UPLOADED TO THIS BOOK] {VOLUME TWO WILL BE UP IN MID JUNE AND ALL REQUESTS I FAILED TO COMPLY WITH WILL BE ADDED TO THE NEXT VOLUME}

The boys get Zayn and Louis drunk in hopes to relieve some of the sexual tension between the two and it leads to Zouis sex.

Zayn likes Louis' ass more than he should.