i love you a lot but you're a very very popular celebrity but then i found out that you broke up with your girlfriend of two years and so i tweeted a selfie saying 'date me then??' as a joke but then you FRICKIN saw it and replied and you took it seriously but you just wanted to get back at your ex but then i get hate from your fans because im not a celebrity like you are and im just an average human being.

in which namjoon decides to anonymously message a fangirl. © minoficent 2016 [pretty much a bts crack fic]