These are the Avengers' private phone records, collected for your enjoyment. {Wattpad has stopped letting me update the original Avengers Texts, because apparently there's a chapter limit now, so I've started a second part. Continuing right where the other one left off.}

just a bunch of marvel jokes, rants and pictures BOOK TWO: https://www.wattpad.com/story/82063387-marvelaphobia ©voidmaximoff

BUCKY BEAR IS MY LOVE!!! IM CRAZY SO READ MY BOOK!!! ...Sadly I own no characters... ♥ I hope you all have a lovely time reading this and that it makes you smile or pee your pants with laughter. :) Hannah Banana xoxo

Ever wondered what the Avengers tell each other when they're not on duty? Whatever the heck this is. Thanks for 1M! Bucks and kisses, CaptainUSA

Someone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is homeless Tony is motherfuckin' troll Clint watches everyone sleep (Except Tony cos he sleeps naked) Bruce sleeps where he isn't supposed to And Natasha makes really good coffee These are the Avengers' private phone records collected for your enjoyment

(Stop roasting me I wrote this in my iPhone note section when I was 14) Nightwing x OC Charlotte Wayne was pronounced dead three years ago and the bat family was never the same after. Dick was sure she was the love of his life, his soulmate. What would he do if she came back from the dead. What would he do to keep her by his side forever. I used to have a bomb ass summary about my book but I accidentally deleted it and now I'm to angry to write a new one better one. I think you should try my book out its a Nightwing Fanfic that is sure to almost blow your socks off if they are already half way down your foot.

NOW A WATTPAD FEATURED LIST STORY!!! Being the best comes with a terrible price. Slade Wilson, AKA Deathstroke, is among the finest assassins and mercenaries in the world, but every relationship he’s ever had has ended in carnage and betrayal, whether with father or brother, wife and child, friend and ally. Of all those he’s ever cared about, only two are left. One is his daughter Rose, known among costumed adventurers as Ravager. She’s a member of the Teen Titans, but she’s never felt entirely at home among them or anywhere else. Even though her father trained her mercilessly and dosed her with the same serum that made him what he is before he turned on her, he's all the family she has. The other is Yukime Kuwano, a professional henchman who seems to live and breathe secrets. She’s been his lover for two years, and she’s searching for something in this world or the next. Slade wants his daughter to continue her training and follow in his footsteps. Knowing how little Rose trusts him, he's come up with the perfect bait to lure her back: someone she can trust. A new mother. Yukie is all the things he isn't--warm, reliable, and kind. Yukie thinks she's taking her lover on vacation to Japan as a way of saying goodbye to both him and the world. Her interest in the supernatural is leading her places where there is no turning back. But when Rose unexpectedly joins them in Tokyo, they bond so quickly and so naturally it's like they're already a family, just as Slade planned. The question now is: Who will get what they want, and what are they willing to sacrifice to get it? (Busy being rewritten into an original story called 'Snowblood' in the hopes I can get it published.)