"OMG your work is so fugly." "Can that bitch even write?" "She wrote what?" "Oh gurl, hold me back." "Have you even seen a story so bad, you just want to like, die?" "I'm the baddest bad bitch on Wattpad. Bow down bitches!" "Follow me, read, comment and vote on all the chapters of my story, or else I'll kill my family and my cat. You have three hours." Welcome to the world of Wattpad. Enjoy your stay and try not to lose your sanity. ***If you're easily offended, don't read the book. If you do, and get offended, you can comment. Just don't go apeshit with it, and if you do... let's not even go there.

the mdc and other things can really burst a bubble cover credit to @modernism

Have you read a Fan Fiction that you felt that their intentions were good but their ideas were over-used? Well, I've read plenty. This is just going to be my rants from Fan Fictions cliché moments to the overused sayings. This story is not in anyway meant to hurt anyone's fragile feelings, just written for the humor of it and it feels nice to get these things off of my chest. But, forizzle, if you cannot handle such things; don't read. {cover made by @OreoChicAllDayErrDay}

Few of the 4587156186 that annoys me in this world.

the things i'm just really sick of.

Rants for the soul. This book is for all my lovely rants. I'll have loads of them because I constantly am thinking about things that I think should be ranted about. I am not one of those ranters who will blatantly tell you who I'm ranting about because that's just rude and I respect everyone in this world to the extent of giving them privacy. (unless I really hate that person, but I guarantee you won't know them) If you agree with what I write, disagree, or just enjoy my rants, please comment because I like others views & opinions. 70% of my rants will most likely be about boys, the other 30%, you'll have to read to find out. Creds to the fabulous @SinisterSushi / @burning_ for the cover.

i used to rant about little bitches in the mdc but then i grew up.

"Bad girls have more fun." At least, that's what Amanda thought. Being the most feared and hated student in Belfast High, definitely had its perks and invincibility was one of them. However, when paired with the not-so-charming David Walker, the keeper and broadcaster of everyone's dirty laundry for a media project, Amanda's invincibility is shattered. Karma is an even bigger bitch and is hell bent on making her pay. As the people around her begin disappearing and dropping dead like flies (not to mention her crazy ass black friend who is intent on joining the nunnery, dropping off the face of the earth), evidence linking her to the murder of several residents in Geraldton increases, and a stalker who would stop at nothing to see her pay for her past crimes becomes even more vicious. Amanda realizes one thing: She is a walking target and someone wants her gone forever. "It's time to kiss the bitch and make her die." Mixtape: http://8tracks.com/digital-suicide/bad-girls-do-it-well [First Draft]

Here, I'm going to criticize the stories of the What's Hot List, just because we've all seen stories that we know shouldn't be on there, for structure reasons or otherwise. Have fun reading, and feel free to tell the authors. I don't mind. Also, know that this is very brutal and honest. It's not only my opinion, but it's also fact. It's what everyone is thinking but doesn't have guts to say. Opposite the crappy stories, I'll also be reviewing stories that I think should be on the What's Hot list for a little bit of positivity. I hope you read these stories to see what, exactly, I speak of. Enjoy!