"Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?" Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn't sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right? "All right. It's a deal." - hey !! me (chaoticnyxx) am NOT, under ANY MEANS, the OG author of this !! please don't give me credit when credit isn't due. happy reading !! OG author: Gibslythe on AO3

Ever since you were ten, Zane never changed. Cold, quiet, never showed emotions. From when you were small, you were friends. Inseparable at that. He grew feelings for you overtime, and this never changed, despite his views on the world. You and him were stuck in the Irene dimension for 15 years. After all of this war, this pain, you still saw good in him. You moved to Scaleswind to calm your mind. To forget him. But when Aphmau needs your help to get him and Garroth out alive, you put back on your armor and prepare for the worst. With a smile, you face him again. After Tula takes over Okhasis, holding your family and his captive, will you fight alongside him? Will you turn him over to the enemy? Will Tula go out victorious? Or will you sacrifice yourself for the greater good? {Gender Neutral} Completed as of July 3rd, 2016

Phoenix Drop High. A chance of a lifetime for you, and your parents. You came to the school fully prepared for a fantastic year, full of drama and romance. Until that emo kid decides to make it his personal goal to ruin your life. But you stay determined, hoping that for once, your hard work would pay off. But he always seems to be there to mock you, to be the most annoying thing on the planet. You want to punch him. And yet... You don't. Because you know he's hiding something. And you want to find out. PLEASE NOTE: MILD LANGUAGE USE!! Completed as of July 27th, 2016 * I do not condone the actions of Aphmau. I wrote this when I was 15. This is a heavily edited and AU version of her characters. I don't support her anymore and I'm only keeping these books up for the readers I accumulated over years.

*Discontinued, will not be finished* The Final Chapter of That Emo Kid ****************** 10 years later After your marriage, you and Zane decided it was time for change. An incredible experience, a soul to protect with your life, a small child to carry on the legacy, the gift of birth. And after a long 9 months, you did just that. A girl named Leonore came into your life. With hair just like yours, a kindness that matched a princess, and eyes blue as the ocean, this little one stole the hearts of you both, your parents, and your friends all around. And as she rolls into 1st grade, exciting new friends and enemies continue to pop up. It turns out all your adult friends have children as well. Are you ready for the next step? {Warning: Adult Language} Character of Leonore created by @/my son Character of Naomi created by @/Insanatics All other proceeding children created by @_professor_author, and me * I do not condone the actions of Aphmau. I wrote this when I was 15. This is a heavily edited and AU version of her characters. I don't support her anymore and I'm only keeping these books up for the readers I accumulated over years.

{Sequel to Vacation days and third book in the That Emo Kid trilogy} {Used to be House Hunters} Vacation has ended, and you're disappointed that after all this time, your family still doesn't trust you. They deny any notion of you leaving them behind to pursue your dreams. That is, until your boyfriend's entire town blew up cause of some dimwit mayor who didn't know what a vacation was. Looks like your story isn't over yet. When you finally obtain that house you so desired, new things keep popping up. Whether it be new rivals, new challenges, or new holidays, will your relationship stand strong? Or will it fall like your social life after you read this? Chaos is your best friend, after all * I do not condone the actions of Aphmau. I wrote this when I was 15. This is a heavily edited and AU version of her characters. I don't support her anymore and I'm only keeping these books up for the readers I accumulated over years.

{Sequel to That Emo Kid} Senior year You moved away from Mystreet to focus on studies. You left your best friend (and past lover), Zane, behind to pursue your career. (Still keeping in touch of course) Once you finished college, you decided it would be high time to visit him. But he never answered your calls. Finally you gave up, your mother had gotten you and your college friends tickets to Love Love Paradise, the place where dreams come true, to get your mind off him. But you find a lot more waiting for you there... Completed as of September 16th, 2016 * I do not condone the actions of Aphmau. I wrote this when I was 15. This is a heavily edited and AU version of her characters. I don't support her anymore and I'm only keeping these books up for the readers I accumulated over years.

💧🔥 It's hard being constantly annoyed daily by a cocky, obnoxious boy who lives just across from you. 💧🔥 Created- 3rd September 2017 Finished- ???

An AU where it's exactly the same except they record it and...you know what bloopers are so connect the dots! Okay, ...loads of Klance that's what I'm gonna say but like yeah