100 Ways To Survive a Horror Movie ;)

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Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?

(COMPLETED) Charlotte Summers is the last virgin in her school; a school where taking virginity is a sport. The sport has five main contenders: Tyler Bradshaw, the mysterious bad boy; Alec Jennings, the all-star athlete; Ian Jameson, the cocky rich guy; Beckett Cartwright, the renowned genius; and Lucas Chandler, her best friend. With all these guys determined to win the title of the Virginator, will Charlotte make it out alive with her virginity? tumblr link for pictures: http://thelastvirginstanding.tumblr.com/ Cover by @WeAreAHurricane [#4 Teen Fiction / #4 Humor]

HORROR / SHORT STORIES - This is the Seasonal Special to "101 Psychos". Same gore, same insanity, different Psychos. All the psychos we encounter in this collection will have something to do with a festive December holiday. Whether it's tales of Psycho Clause, random stories of the truly naughty, or fun murderous jingles it's bound to be jolly! In these stories, the villain always wins. There are no happy endings here. Everyone dies. These stories are purely HORROR. WARNING! The following stories may be to intense for some readers. The crimes and murders depicted here are extremely graphic. There is massive amounts of VIOLENCE and GORE. These writings are not intended for the faint of heart or those with a weak stomach. Mature audiences only please. RATED R. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Joyous Kwanzaa, and Blessed Yule to everyone reading this! 1st Draft. No editing or revisions done at this time. WORK IN PROGRESS. ONLY UPDATED DURING DECEMBER.

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