If you are smart like me, you'll get these jokes! Most of them are quirky and corny, but that's what makes them awesome! By the way, I found most of these on the Internet, so don't sue me if you made one of these up or heard it somewhere else. :) Some jokes in here are for science nerds, or mathletes, or grammar nazis, or fangirls/ boys. So, something for everyone! :) Also, logic puzzles and riddles are included! Enjoy!

Taking the time to notice all of the times when Disney decided to say "screw logic" Also Disney memes.

"Calix King, you have to be the most dangerous, unstable, and dependent person I have ever met." "Yeah, I know. Thanks for the reality check." - An original story in which a girl depends on the shuffle button to determine her future. {may contain slight triggering content} {slow updates} {highest ranking: #270 in paranormal}

Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by the one and only @JakePatt Highest ranking: 1 6/18/16 EFWNJHWIU H YAS