Update: I have decided to stop writing this story, due to a lack of interest and motivation on my part. Fortunately, due to the anthology nature of the book, this will not interfere with what I have written so far, so I am choosing to leave it available for any readers. Please still vote if you enjoy a chapter, so that I can learn what you like and continue to develop my writing. What's your worst nightmare? It could be torture, or watching your friends die. Maybe it's the slow death, losing your mind a piece at a time as you waste away. Imagine if your pain was neverending. The torture doesn't kill you, and you can't sleep as it keeps you awake forever. You run away as your friends are killed in front of you, only to see them again, and again, and again. Your body wastes away, but only enough for it to be agony, not enough to kill you. You never grow old, and never die, but the pain is forever. Welcome to the madhouse, From the author of Datum.

Hey Wattpad, So you all know Goosebumps, right? And R.L Stine? Well I’m Slappy. I am the real mastermind, and on October 16th, it will be my turn to tell a story. It’s going to be a real page-turner. This Fall I’m unlocking all the books and unleashing the Goosebumps creatures - Stine can’t keep us trapped in his world forever… just watch. Leave me a note in the comments section and tell me which Goosebumps creature I should set free first. HAHAHA!! Scare you later, Slappy

Going down ... way down. Trying to have a transcendental experience, sixteen-year-old Ann is shocked at the sudden appearance of a dirty moleman from the underworld. Through a stirring object lesson involving a half-eaten Ho Ho (and a bit of trickery), the moleman persuades Ann to follow him to an underground fantasy world. Enter the wacky world of Molemania. The stinky metropolitan city Ann discovers, fueled by stolen power and dominated by American television, turns out to be less than fantastic. She longs to see the light of day again, but the slimy Prince Duthbert (who organized Ann’s kidnapping) won’t keep his claws off her. The plot thickens when Duthbert captures the boy Ann loves and threatens to cast him into a pit full of lava. Either Ann must consent to marry Duthbert or take on the powers of the deep. Follow Ann through the crazy twists and turns of the underworld as she teams up with German bodybuilders, a mystical sage, and an old queen who writes techno music. Discover deadly infernos, giant monsters, and the secrets at the bottom of the earth, where not even molepeople have set foot. "Stephen Gashler has written a fun and entertaining book that will provide hours of enjoyment and become a fan favorite.” – Meridian Magazine “Stephen Gashler has excellent comedic timing” – Larisa Hicken, Front Row Reviewers Utah “Stephen Gashler has a gift for capturing the imagination of audiences of all ages” – Rich Thurman, Director, Utah Renaissance Faire “Stephen Gashler’s stories are memorable and abound with energy. The wit in his writing makes you wonder what’s coming next!” – Carla Morris, Children’s Services Manager, Provo Library

Datum is the story of an alien consciousness landing in a small British town in the 1980s. Told over one day, the story is narrated by the first victim, or the only survivor. I've rated my story mature due to some graphic violence, however please don't be put off as I've placed a warning before the most graphic chapter for any sensitive readers. Please don't hesitate to leave any feedback, and don't forget to vote if you enjoy it.

I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote