5sos shiziness and all the random fangirling crapola PLEASE EXCUSE ANY FETUS SHIZ IN HERE BC I WROTE THIS A LONG TIME AGO ____________________ © royalmukes 2k14 [summer] highest ranking: Random #20 / Humor #83

❝Maybe she liked writing a little too much...❞ ______________________ © mara yasmin 2k14 [a.u] (cover by @-grxnge)

❝Hey.❞ ❝Hi.❞ ❝Will you marry me?❞ © sighcalum 2014 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. #342 in Humor// #452 in Fanfiction

dickaphobia; (n) the fear of dicks and being creeped out by them. © sleepydrummers 2k15 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. #26 in Humor/#129 in Fanfiction

❝I will make you seeee all of the things that you can beee! Believe in yourself and come follow meee!❞ ❝Yo blondie, stop singing.❞ _______ [5sos ff version of Zoey 101] © property of royalmukes 2k15. all rights reserved.

❝I want her to hold me down, throw me in the deep end and watch me drown.❞ in which a lonely teenage boy falls head over converses for a lesbian indie pop singer. ____ 2k15 © sighcalum

❝Welcome to Weenie Hut Jr's, can I take your order?❞ ❝I'd like a large milkshake with a side of your number.❞ ❝Sorry but I don't date weenies.❞ _________________ © sighcalum 2k14 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Humor #694