Jokes of mostly history, because I have to share it.

The world of Acrion (Ack-ree-on) has fallen. Notch, the ruler of Minecraft, has been defeated by the one and only Herobrine. All seems lost in the world as Herobrine threatens to wipe out entire cities that dare to defy him. And he's not kidding. For the people of Acrion there is no hope. That is until, the six legendary heroes are revived. Brought back from stone to save the world from Herobrine's wrath. Just as they had done over one thousand years ago, and just as the prophecy has foretold. Vikk, Lachlan, Preston, Rob, Mitch, and Jerome must reunite and save the world once again from the grasp of evil. But stakes are high, and it seems they can trust no one but each other. They have powers, ones that can let them gain some ground against Herobrine. But will it be enough, or will the world fall into the hands of Herobrine? ~~~ Note: This is a Vikklan, Poofless, and Merome fanfic but it won't be in any direct way... I'll leave that to your imagination ;) Disclaimer: I do not own Vikk, Lachlan, Mitch, Jerome, Preston, Rob, any pictures, or the game Minecraft/any characters from it (Eg. Herobrine and Notch). Unedited my apologies for any spelling or grammar mistakes. COMPLETED Thank you to @DanieTheGlitch for the amazing cover in celebration of 60K!

He has one request. He just wants to have his son back. But it seems that might not be such a good idea....

We are all driven to survive. To live. To protect. To fall in love or end up alone. But most only know survive and protect. Four Guardians. Four Guardians created by Notch himself to protect Minecraftia from the forces of evil that threaten Minecraftia. They were heavily worshipped but are barely ever seen by any Minecraftian. After all these guardians fought in wars but were barely mentioned in the history books. But some people have seen them. One with black wings and wicked sharp claws. Another with a black curse of death spread on the body and soulless eyes. Another with purple magic and is super fast. Lastly two white glowing eyes hidden in shadows and often covered in the blood of the guardian's victims. With this they were given their titles. The Ender Guardian, The Wither Guardian, The Sorcerer Guardian, and The Brine Guardian. They are described as evil deities but the Minecraftians named them as their Guardians since they never hurt them. Fighting to protect. Never receiving a "thank you". But then one day...they vanished. Minecraftia fell in trouble and the Minecraftians prayed for the Guardians to help but no help ever came. Notch having no idea where the Guardians went watched his beloved world fall in the hands of evil and ruin. But what if these Guardians never existed? They are only spotted on the battlefield. Some Minecraftians don't believe they exist. Centuries later they started to faint into legend. Still knowing the Guardians exist Asada goes into hiding. She lives her own life cut off from the world. Join Mitch, Asada, Farla, Kris, Ashley, Ian, Quentin, Jerome, Kyra, and Ellie as they try to fix the Guardians so they can save Minecraftia. But it proves not to be as easy as they originally thought.

It all started with a letter. A letter that brought them to a mansion. A mansion that then trapped them inside with a monster. A monster known as the EnderOni. Now 13 unlucky minecrafters are trapped inside the EnderOni's mansion, forced to solve puzzles and fight battles to even keep alive, let alone escape. But it doesn't stop there. One of those minecrafters already knows how it ends. He's seen it all before in the previous loop, and he'll see it all again in the next. Never once in any of the loops has he gotten close to freedom. But maybe that can change. Maybe, after learning from all his mistakes, he can finally outsmart the EnderOni.

Tyler starts his third week at his job at the Team Crafted Theme Park, along with Mike Schmidt, but things quickly get back out of hand. Whatever Team Crafted Co. told the Law force to keep them quiet about all the past deaths has worn off, and the park is shut down and the animatronics taken to the dump. But Tyler just fixed it! Tyler has all the right to be upset about this! And yet, curiosity just might kill the cat again. If Tyler isn't careful, Team Crafted Co.will make sure that the boy becomes nothing more then a metal shell. The Voices can only do so much, but it's just so possible that some of those voices come from the living, whispering louder then their screams.

Bodil is a 18 year old prankster, who enjoys to mess around with his friends. But he knows he should get a job- so what better place than to get one at his favorite childhood amusement park? What horrible place. 8 haunted animatronics that have a reputation of killing people. With Tyler, the past security guard, who has recently taken up the job of boss because his past boss had been.. 'Mangled by machinery', will he survive? I DONT OWN THE CHARACTERS, PLOT, OR THE GAME. THIS WAS INSPIRED BY NINJANEKOARU, WHO WROTE THE FIRST BOOK, AND THIS IS A SPINOFF OF IT, OR A SEQUEL YOU CAN SAY. Thanks to @Chao-Keeper for the cover! (And to @MagicCloud for offering :>) Wanna see the pic in its full glory? http://artistic-box.deviantart.com/art/Cover-Request-494892177 Wanna see the speed paint? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js7jIq9csEc&feature=youtu.be&list=UUYgkI2b0iUoCnTxF5LRlkwQ

These are a bunch of misheard lyrics. Hope u like and enjoy! Warning: Misheard lyrics may be rude or offending. Enjoy! ʕ•ﻌ•ʔ

Request are closed! Please do not request! This book will have: Enderlox Skybrine Withermu Any Insane youtubers Few Insane Ocs And more!

When 12 year old orphaned Olivia gets the call there still is one living relative in the world to care for her, she is flabbergasted. When she discovers her only brother is a famous YouTuber, both their lives are changed forever. When Olivia is kidnapped by those who seek revenge upon her, her family's only clue is what she has experienced in terrors every night. Will they find her before it is too late? Can Olivia make the wish to save her life? Or will Olivia be lost forever. Enjoy this tale of love, heartbreak, true brother and sisterhood, and near death. Sequels: Bro & Mum