Listen up, kiddie-winkles. This is my big book of Gorillaz one-shots. Requests are open, of course, only things I won't do are Noodle x anybody (except Cyborg) and any sort of abuse. I'm also not doing anything NSFW, of course. If there's a ship involved, I'll put it in {}, so you don't have to read them if you don't want to. ** A lot of these aren't canon to Phase Four... don't blame me, they were written way before! In fact, most of my oneshots that are saved as drafts now won't be canon to Phase Four and I don't want to go back through and modify them, so don't be angry with me! **

Literally a TON of AU's and head canons and...yeah. Just a ton of fanfic

we've all read the milk fic. and we've all regretted it.

Dan Howell has telekinesis - a power just like out of a comic book. Yet instead of protecting the universe as a brave superhero, he hides. He hides his power and himself, fearing nothing more than getting attached to somebody and dragging them down. Of course, Phil Lester, the new kid in school, just had to come waltzing in, destroying his entire view on nearly everything in the worst (and best) ways possible. Phil's like a drug, and boy, is Dan addicted. Warning: contains self harm, depression, boyxboy, references towards abuse, and other possible triggers or content you may not be comfortable with. you can message me in private for the specifics if you feel you need it and remember to stay safe. (Top: #89 in Fanfiction, #1 in Phan!)

[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016

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requests are open, I'll write basically anything, I have dyslexia so sorry about my spelling and grammar, for bands Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the disco, and My Chemical Romance.

They said I was just a fangirl. That my "love" for this band, and in particularly, Michael Clifford, was all a phase in my life. Some stupid "crush" I'll get over within a few months. Well, it's been more than a year, so why can't I stop loving him to death? Because trust me, I tried...

You can safely say that Tabitha is an introvert. All she really does is watch reality TV, do her homework, and enjoy the everlasting company of her four cats. And if there's one thing she hates about people, it's that they are loud and messy. So what happens when the rowdy, over-confident frat boy named Michael shows up at her door... with her lost kitten? [ Written by Anbe & Kate ]

Luke's ass sits on a throne at the top of the social chain, but with popularity comes limitations. Don't do this; don't do that; you like which movie? As Luke loses sight of who he is, Ari Quiroz steps into his life. Spunky and loudmouthed, the fearless Filipino teen inadvertently shows Luke what it's like to live life without barricades. However, with the fear of being a freak and the temptations of popularity luring him in, Luke has to decide what's more important. If drunk words are sober thoughts, then Luke Hemmings is in for one hell of a hangover. ✖ OFFICIAL winner of the 2015 Watty's in the "Talk of the Town" category. #233 in Random - 06 February 2015 #911 in Fanfiction - 25 February 2015 #576 in Fanfiction - 23 May 2015 #130 in Fanfiction - 29 May 2015 #91 in Fanfiction - 24 June 2015 #9 in Fanfiction - 5 July 2015 #2 in Fanfiction - 15 July 2015 TRIGGER WARNINGS: Depression, Suicide, Bullying, Vulgar Language ✖ Started on: 19 July 2014 Completed on: 3 June 2015 Reviewed by Emily of Wattmag issue #4.